This is kinda like a filler entry meant to recap everything Marie has noticed about Agent 4. Feel free to skip this one if you're not interested. - Callie
Date: August 1, 2017
Agent 4 has so many unique habits and quarks that I need to document all of them to get to know them better so after their victory and while it's super late at night, I'm gonna jot down everything I know about Agent 4.
Agent 4 has a lot to learn about Inkopolis, this is shown by how Agent 4 seems to not have any contacts on their phone, used the Splattershot Jr. in their Turf War battles and seems to not understand Squid-bagging etiquette.
Agent 4 doesn't know what a toilet is and needs to learn about privacy, FOR COD SAKE STOP DOING YOUR BUSINESS IN FRONT OF ME AND OFF THE EDGE OF WHATEVER WE'RE STANDING ON. I really and truly do not need to watch Agent 4 use the bathroom in the wrong place so please stop doing it directly in front of me. Agent 4 could do it in front of Sheldon and I wouldn't care.
Hypnoshades me would also prefer it if you didn't go off the edge, I still want to cry about having poop in my hair. - Callie
Agent 4 prefers to have some level of comfort when they sleep, they were a lot more excited when they woke up when I provided them with a blanket and a pillow.
Agent 4 really likes Chocolate Cake, I only got one slice too.
And I still haven't gotten any. Heck, the last time I tried making chocolate cake, Marie interrupted me and threw me back in bed because it was 3 in the morning. - Callie
Agent 4 has a moderate amount of Turf War skill, they've only done three games though so I'm not fully sure how accurate this is.
Agent 4 likes pizza, this is a good sign because it would hurt me quite a lot if they didn't like pizza since I'm team pizza all the way!
But there's still the important question, do they like pineapple on pizza? Marie can say all she wants about how putting fruit on pizza isn't a good idea, but she doesn't seem to realize that the tomato sauce is technically a fruit. - Callie
Agent 4 is very reckless, they often just charge into whatever situation they're in even if it's actually a bad idea. Sorta reminds me of Callie.
Which is a good thing too. - Callie
Agent 4 is honestly just sorta cute sometimes, when they're not having an existential crisis about being told that they have better hygiene than the last guy I trained, peeing and/or pooping off the edge, squid-bagging repeatedly, not being able to tell that I don't want to talk to them at the moment, attempting to squirt me with ink, just stop it, you're never getting through my umbrella, or being reckless, Agent 4 just has something that really just makes you love them.
That's about everything that I can say about Agent 4 at the moment and since Agent 5 hasn't been needed to take Agent 4's place, there isn't anything to say about them. Unfortunately the bank declined my request for a loan to build my amusement park of Inkfurlers because I need to have my partner with me for the bank to believe that I would be opening a Squid Sister Amusement Park of sorts. I was also very vague with what Callie's role would be since it was going to be MY Amusement Park.
I really didn't want to talk about this but that remark kinda forces me to do so. After the final splatfest Marie and I did, my fanbase plummeted while Marie's just exploded with new members. This would begin our separation. Marie would release her solo, "Tidal Rush" which further boosted her popularity and in a desperate attempt to redeem myself, I release my own solo "Bomb Rush Blush". Unfortunately, due to Marie's fame, "Bomb Rush Blush" was just over-looked as inklings and octolings rushed to buy "Tidal Rush". One of the things I had been told was that "everyone has their 15 minutes of fame" and it seemed that while Marie's 15 minutes were still going, mine had run out. I ... I had reached rock bottom and it didn't seem like I was ever going to get back out. Hearing that Marie wanted to build an amusement park but have it dedicated to herself just brings back those horrid memories I had wanted to forget. These days we're at a Fresh Start, as we both see each other as equals, most of the time at least. That song, Fresh Start is something that means the world to me, and maybe also Marie, but it gives me hope that I will never have to be out on the streets, alone with no one beside me. Sorry this got so emotional all of a sudden, Stay Fresh regardless. - Callie
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