Chapter Twenty One- So be my Girlfriend.

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TIS I, THE REALLY SUPER DUPER LATE UPDATER, AND HERE IS YOUR MONTH LATE UPDATE. IM SORRY.

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I woke up with the immediate urge to pee. It felt as if my bladder was holding every drop of water I have ever consumed in my entire 19 years of existence. I pried my heavy eyelids open and took in a deep shuddering breath as my mind tried to wake up against the heavy pounding on my forehead.

I'm never drinking again. Ever.

I frowned at my ceiling, noticing how instead of there being millions of little dots, there were thousands of clouds and blobs engraved on white canvas. With a tired groan I attempted to roll over and out of bed except there was a warm arm wrapped around my waist.

I froze.

My eyes widened and I stopped breathing in a moment of panic. My gaze wandered from the cream colored carpet up to a dark mahogany desk that wasn't mine.

"Oh fuck," I whispered. I slowly turned over towards the bed and nearly shit my pants seeing a sleeping Neil passed out next to me.

"Oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck," I began repeating as I tried to not panic. I tentatively grabbed his arm and unwound it from my stomach, ninja rolling out of the bed and landing on the balls of my feet.

"Shoes," I murmured looking around frantically for the extremely high heels I wore the previous night. Neil snored quietly and I hit the floor in a momentary panic.

It's good. It's all good. We are so good. Everything is good. No need to panic. We. Are. Good.

I kept repeating soothing thoughts to myself as I gathered my clutch and shoes, making my way towards his door. I turned the knob and quickly sprang out while silently shutting the door behind me.

I know you all are wondering if I'm secretly a ninja.

Well let me tell you I most definitely am.

I spun around in a quick victory dance down the hallway before stifling a scream.

"Holy shitballs, Tommy! What the hell is wrong with you?!" I whispered angrily at him while he slouched lazily against the couch.

"Going somewhere?" he sipped his orange juice with the most sinister expression. I cleared my throat and adjusted my shirt.

"Yes, I was just going to grab a quick bite to eat-"

"LIES!"

"Shhh! Don't wake him up," I glanced over my shoulder in panic.

"You're about to do the walk of shame, aren't you?"

"N-no!" I glared at him.

"That's none of my business," he sipped his orange juice again.

"I'm leaving," I declared.

"Sure," Tommy grinned.

"Goodbye," I huffed before throwing open the door and walking outside.

And holy fuck was it bright out. I hissed at the sun before speed walking toward my dorm, hopelessly trying to ignore the judgmental stares that were taking in my short dress, smudged makeup, and sex hair.

I froze mid-stride.

Wait. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Neil and I didn't do anything last night...did we?

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