The Slytherin Who Slithered In [Satire]

When I Fell From My Broom (You Were There Waiting)

Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre's luscious long silky blonde hair fell unto her shoulders on top of her uniform. She pulled it into a messy bun and looked in the mirror. She didn't see what she wanted to. She could never be enough for her parents. She felt a tear coalesce in her eye and slowly slip down.

She left her dorm seeing that she would be late soon. Suddenly she bumped into a broad chest. It was Draco Malfoy.

"S- Sorry." Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre's glowing bright blue orbs widened as she stuttered.

"Were you crying?" he asked in his husky voice if snooty voice.

"No!" She could never tell him because the truth was... they hated each other after something that happened in first year.

She ran away daintily, luscious long silky blonde hair gently swaying back and forth as it glowed gently in the sunlight. She had to go play sports. She wasn't like the other girls at Hogwarts. She played Quidditch. She was one of the boys.

She ran across the floor, tripping over a pebble.

When she found a twig on the ground, she used it as a broomstick for Quidditch because she was so small. Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre was not like other girls. She did not like makeup, or wearing dresses, or all those girly things. She hated the drama in girl groups, which is why she was practically a boy.

Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre ran to the Quidditch field, already late because of her little trip. It was a game today, and Gryffindor were playing Slytherin. They had to win this match to show their bravery, and she had to prove herself because she was the only girl, even if she was one of the boys and worthy of being on the Gryffindor team.

She jumped straight onto her broom and got in position, she was late and everyone was waiting for her. Their eyes trained on her as she arrived. Her heart was pounding. She was a chaser, because she was too short and small to be a keeper or beater. Off in her own world, Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre didn't notice the bludger coming right at her.

She blacked out.

When she opened her eyes, a pair of blue orbs met her own, and all she could think about was that Draco was so close to her, something that hadn't happened in a really long time.

"Whe- where am I?" she stuttered out.

"Where do you think, bludgy?"

"I can't see with your ugly face in the way." she retorted.

"But it isn't a bad view," she added after a beat of silence, her voice softening unconsciously.

"You like what you see?" He smirked, not missing a beat, and walked away. Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre was left staring at the door as her face began to warm.

When she tore her eyes away she realised she was in the infirmary. She didn't feel too well, and supposed it would take her a few days to recover.

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authors note:

hey guys if you got this far, my friends and i wrote this as a joke. The main other write is agentdoubleoo1 but uh yeah comment and stuff bc this is supposed to be a joke and it will be really funny and gif you pass the vibe check maybe we'll respond (kidding lmaooo)
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