Hobi was outside the sports hall waiting when we got there, I could feel the excitement coming off him in waves, the boy always liked a good revenge plot.
"Where have you bitches been?! Come on!"
"We all set?" I asked.
"Yes although I had to basically sleep with the caretaker to let us do this! He's actually kinda cute, nice tattoos."
Kallie chimed in "Hobi he's a public school caretaker. He's probably an ex prisoner and those are his gang tats!"
Hobi's face lit up. "Oh a bad boy.. Hot!"
Honestly, how did I manage to keep this boy out of trouble?
We made our way inside. Almost every stand was full. We'd called on every smite person in this school to bare witness, we'd managed to make the first three rows up just using the girls Yoongi hadn't called back in the last few weeks alone.
I sat at the only free bench I could find and sent Yoongi the text.
I watched as he took a moment to read it then looked frantically through the crowd for my face. When he saw me he started shaking his head, begging me to let him out of the deal but I just nodded back solidifying his fate.
I pointed to the bag I'd left by the subs bench and Yoongi went over, perching down and holding his head in his hands at the contents. When he stood back up he was wearing nothing but his boxers, a large black leather dog collar and matching lead. The whole room erupted into laughter.
Coach Eunwoo looked on in horror as Yoongi proceeded to get down on all fours and run around acting like a dog. By the time he had finished sniffing every players butt and had decided to climb onto the assistant coach to hump his leg I genuinely thought I might pee myself from laughter.
As Yoongi's torture came to an end he returned to his feet and took a bow. A part of me felt I'd maybe played into his hands too much with his love for attention. Little did he know what we had planned next.
The people started to descend from the benches to the court. Kallie was putting things into their hands as they began to circle the team.
"Jinnie, what's going on?" Yoongi asked looking around at the sinister faces of the people around him. I was taken aback for a moment by his new nickname for me but quickly regained my composure.
"Well see Yoongi, you weren't the only one there that night, you all were and we are all about that team spirit so it only felt right to include you all in this... Go bulldogs!"
Before they had time to react every person there started hurling the contents of the cans in their hands at anything in a basketball top – Dog food.
Every person felt the sense of euphoria that comes with getting payback on a basketball wheeling cock-womble who shoves your hands down his pants then forgets your name.
The whole team was covered from head to toe in meat, jelly and gravy. The smell was enough to make you gag repeatedly. To be fair to Yoongi, he hadn't let any of the guys escape. He knew deep down they all deserved this.
I look around and as the ammunition runs dry the people begin to scatter.
As Yoongi realises the onslaught has ceased he locks eyes with me and his trademark smirk relocates itself back to his face.
"Oh shit!" I giggle grabbing Hobi and making a run for it.
We're about half way to the door when we can feel him gaining on us so Hobi improvises and grabs Coach Eunwoo throwing him between us like a human shield.
"Sorry about the court Coach! Janitor hot tats said he'll sort it out!" he shouts grabbing my hand and dragging me to the door, I can just about hear Coach shouting after us asking who the hell janitor hot tats is but we're out the door before I can respond.
We keep running until we're the other side of the football field before we collapse on the ground in a mix of exhaustion and giggles.
We sit up when we hear shouting but see its just Kallie chasing after us, her silver headgear bouncing around as she runs.
"This is the best day of my life!" She yells as she throws herself on the floor next to us.
Hobi laughs laying back down to bask in the little amount of sun. "Oh sweet baby! If you thought that was good just wait until you have sex." He teases.
"How much trouble do you think we're in tomorrow?" I ask not sure I actually want to know.
"Are you kidding? If we'd told Principle Lee about what they did she would have handed us the tin opener herself! Plus Coach will want to know why we did it and when the boys tell him I wouldn't be surprised if he makes them lick the court clean as punishment. We'll be fine."
I smile. He's right but even if he isn't, it was worth it.
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Fanfiction"How am I supposed to become your stepbrother when all I want to do is fuck you senseless!?" Started: 13 January 2022 A NamJin FF ©Monroe Thirty