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(trigger warning cartman says the f slur againnn)

ccclydeee
happy birthday to your dad (it was yesterday but whatever)

stann
man shut up

tolk1en
does clyde have a calendar with our parents birthdays starred with a bright red cricle sorrounding the date

craigfucker
bet he was invited to the birthday party💀

therealslimjim
lmao a birthday party with a bunch of 40 yr olds and clydes there

ccclydeee
sadly i wasnt invited☹️

craigfucker

ccclydeeeSTOP MAKING CLYDE FACT MEMES YOURE INSANE

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ccclydeee
STOP MAKING CLYDE FACT MEMES YOURE INSANE

craigfucker
Clyde Fact #73
Clyde is currently a prime suspect in an in investigation with the Colarado police, he is suspected of being a latin gang leader, his lawyer is Kyle's dad.

tolk1en
better call gerald

kylee
man cmon

craigfucker
kyle ur dad is literally all of our lawyers he literally helped pip sue cartman

phillipipirrip
yes it was very fun !

adolfcartman
shut up fag

phillipipirrip
don't make me contact my lawyer😠

kylee
can you guys stop hiring my dad as your lawyers

damien_666
yeah if you guys keep doing it then pip will have the same lawyers as a bunch of losers

adolfcartman
he already has the same lawyer as a bunch of losers (because he is a loser)

tweeksmellsnice
no its because he has hte smae lawyher as criag<3

craigfucker
aww babe<3

ccclydeee
get a room you two<3

craigfucker
stop making it weird clyde

adolfcartman
embarrased because my gc turned into a pronoun🤢🤮

hearts4wendy has removed adolfcartman from the groupchat

hearts4wendy
that wasnt me guys😊

sincerelyheidi
thank you wendy:)

hearts4bebe
omg everyone say ty wendy

philipipirrip
ty wendy

ccclydeee
ty wendy

kenny_69
yea no we all would've done the same she just had admin

hearts4wendy
true but whatvr🙄

ccclydeee
@tolk1en hop on fortnite teams

ccclydeee
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJKFUFUDHEEHSHEGHSSHGD

tolk1en
CLYDE

ccclydeee
WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT

hearts4bebe
NO.

ccclydeee
im sorry😭 literally sobbing rn im so sry😭😭

craigfucker
thought you weren't an average straight white boy.. but i thought wrong..

tweeksmellsnice
criag dont u play clssh of clnas with cqrtman

craigfucker
BABE

hearts4wendy
TWO OF YOU??

ccclydeee
im so sorry😭 ill never do it again im so sorry😭😭

damien_666
whys he acting like he got caught smoking by walter white's brother-in-law

philipipirrip
hank?

damien_666
omg you remembered

ccclydeee
IM SORRRYYY ILL DELETE IT FROM MY PC ILL DELETE FIFA 21 WHILE IM AT IT IM SO SORRYY

tolk1en
are u seriously crying rn

hearts4bebe
just promise youll never do it again🥺

ccclydeee
i promise☹️

hearts4bebe
now to deal with YOU @craigfucker

craigfucker
man i was hoping you forgot about me

tweeksmellsnice
noboyd can fprget you becaus ur soo nice:)

craigfucker
omg babe ily

ccclydeee
EW GROSS GAG🤮🤮 GAY PEOPLE

tolk1en
yes uh huh gay people are terrible

ccclydeee
yes babe they are☹️

stann
WHAT

kylee
huh whats up stan

stann
CLYDE AND TOLKIEN ?? ARE ??

ccclydeee
i thought itd be funnt if we told everyone except stan

tolk1en
it was pretty funny honestly

craigfucker
yes omg i love lying to stan

stann
man im always the last one to know stuff

hearts4bebe
lets not get off track here

craigfucker
DAMNIT

hearts4bebe
delete clash of clans

craigfucker
no

hearts4bebe
I SAID DELETE IT

craigfucker
NO

adolfcartman has entered the groupchat using an invite link

adolfcartman
jus peed and the pee was a brownish color should i be worried? whats ur guys' usual pee color

xoxored
WHO GAVE HIM AN INVITE LINK

professorbutters
he took my phone sry:(

kenny_69
aw its okay butters

ccclydeee
idk my pee colors more whitish tbh

craigfucker
thats cum dumbass

ccclydeee
NO ITS PEE PEE🤬🤬

tolk1en
who calls pee "pee pee"

ccclydeee
i do and if you keep harassing me i will contact my lawyer (gerald)

kylee
dude

philipipirrip has removed adolfcartman from the groupchat

philipipirrip
oops:(

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