south park chatfic

edhe nj qind💯🎂🥳🎉🎁🎊

[a/n omg happy birthday Paranoid_Freakazoid omgomgomgomg fike chapter jus for u<33]

icheal
good morning USA 🇺🇸😊

craigfucker
that feels a little suspicious

tweeksmellsnice
wbat y

craigfucker
like obviously he's planning a revolution, a rebellion against us americans! an attempt to make canada nr 1, revenge for us blaming canada all those years ago! are you guys blind ?

tweeksmellsnice
OMG SYOP OM SCARD😨

gregoryofyardsdale
you're plotting a revolution and i didn't receive an invitation? and to think i helped canada during viva la resistance..

icheal
FUCK YOU GUYS OMG IM JUS BEING NICE💔

kindergoth
im testifying against you in court when you get caught trying to overthrow the american government

icheal
uhhh you can't though ?

kindergoth
yes i can

icheal
haven't you seen better call saul ??

icheal
married couples can't testify against each other in court !!

kylee
yall got married💀

kylee
i gotta tell you dad is NOT going to be happy another one of his (future) son in laws is emo😕

kindergoth
if you call me emo again istg

stann
awww another one of his son in laws<33

kindergoth
and no, we did not get married

ccclydeee
im pretty sure you guys got married🫤

hearts4wendy
i was at the wedding 💑

kindergoth
we legally aren't old enough to get married, better call saul for that

icheal
yeah but the wedding officiant made an exception😚

stann
cough cough gerald bribed him cough cough

kindergoth
ike i think i would remember marrying someone

icheal
yeah it's weird how you don't

pete
firkle i was your best man

kindergoth
dude you too cmon you're better than this

henri<3
firkle would we lie to you? you guys got married last weekend

icheal
yeah it was sick

icheal
IN A GOOD WAY NOT IN A BAD SICK WAY

hearts4bebe
this is creepy.. why can't he remember

kindergoth
...

kindergoth
did you seriously get everyone to try and gaslight me into thinking we were married

icheal
what nooooo😊

kindergoth
why can't you ask me out like a normal conformist asshole

kindergoth
why do you have to come up with an elaborate scheme

kindergoth
did you seriously think id believe we were married

icheal
uhhhhhh🤧

icheal
i figured it was worth a shot😊

ccclydeee
IT WAS A GOOD PLAN OKAY😭

pete
i can't believe i agreed to that bullshit

icheal
man shut up since me and firkle r married ur technically my homie-in-law so you have to be nice to me😪