ccclydeee
fimally wqtched spiderverse 2
stann
having to sit in the movie theater while kyle explains the origins of the word arachnid..
kylee
oops
ccclydeee
gwen😍
hearts4wendy
immensely agree
craigfucker
spider noir wasn't in it.
tweeksmellsnice
i liked spiderpunk !!
slippinjimmy
yo?? did someone take tweeks phone??
craigfucker
i downloaded autocorrect on his phone
tolk1en
im surprised its able to recognise and successfully decipher tweeks mssgs though
craigfucker
shut up
hearts4wendy
ugh gwennnnn 🙏
tweeksmellsnice
i don't like the autocorrect !!!
tweeksmellsnice
craig im taking it off
damien_666
@themole
themole
thats what she said
phillipipirrip
I hate this loophole
tweeksmellsnice
mch bttetr
craigfucker
I tried so whatever
ccclydeee
summer so boringggggg yawnnnnn
xoxored
what did everyone have for lunch today? :)
kylee
guys look i made a cartman emoji :)]]]
stann
LMAOOOOOO
ccclydeee
ok but i had soup and my dad didn't want us to go and watch tv while eating/drinking the soup so we had to sit in absolute silence apart from the occasional slurrrp from my sister
damien_666
that sounds like me when i have to eat dinner with my dad and his boyfriend gross
damien_666
even worse when saddam isn't there but fucking Kenny is so the entire dinner they're gossiping and kennys all like "omg you should leave him!!" And dad's like "I know I know" but then saddam comes out of nowhere and in the room with a fucking musical number about how he can change where he kills a bunch of Turkish dancers I hate eating dinner so much this is why I come over at pips for dinner
ccclydee
but Pip is British so he probably eats like cold 8 year old bread with mold on it with beans on the side for dinner
phillipipirrip
why would I eat moldy bread
phillipipirrip
isn't it extremely dangerous
stann
innit*
damien_666
kill yourself
kenny_69
real talk though damien's dad has to dump his ass because saddam is only using him for sex and for world domination its not fair and chris is way better to him
damien_666
can you not talk about my father's sex life please and thank you
phillipipirrip
I agree with Kenny! Damien's dad is always nice to me when I come over:(
ccclydeee
wait can i plz come over to damien's house I wanna meet his dad too 😭🙏
damien_666
fuck no
ccclydeee
PLEAAAASR
craigfucker
dw man ill kill you and you'll be able to come over any time
tolk1en
no killing anyone
craigfucker
aw man not even clyde?
craigfucker
im sure we can make an exception clyde ill be there in a bit
ccclydeee
nvm! im good!!
craigfucker
nononono i insist
ccclydeee
everyone sleepover at damien's today
paranoidandroidscotty
everyone is a very general term
paranoidandroidscotty
like im definitely not invited
themole
I'm not coming I've died once and his house sucks
hearts4wendy
everyone (that hasn't already been there) place your bets for how damien's room looks like
craigfucker
ok my vision for damien's room is.. we enter the room, the door definitely has a sign that says "DO NOT ENTER", we immediately are greeted by his anime figure collection, life sized body pillows and hentai posters, we look at his gaming setup, custom PC where he only plays genshin impact and that game where you move the mouse to the beat idk im not a loser, pink cat headphones on his desk, 50 bottles Bella Poarch bath water in his "gaming fridge", in which he also keeps an unlimited amount of PRIME. We look into his closet, we find those fucking maid cosplays and several anime girl cosplays (with wigs).
ccclydeee
LMAOOOOODGWHDGEGEYDGEGSGEG
phillipipirrip
confirmed
damien_666
STOP LYING
damien_666
NO
damien_666
CRAIG IS UNIVINTED
craigfucker
oh no
damien_666
FUCK YOU GUYS
kenny_69
guys I can confirm this too!!
damien_666
KENNY STOP ILL KILL YOU YOU WILL ALL BURN
phillipipirrip
sorry:(
damien_666
not you pip you're fine
damien_666
THE REST OF YOU THOUGH
ccclydeee
waaa im so scared💀
damien_666
I know where you live
ccclydeee
noooo im so scareddd oh no haha (tolkien come pick me up please)
stann
my (realistic) prediction is that damien's room is a complete mess like he never cleans it ever ever never
kenny_69
that's kind of true because it is kind of messy but he does clean it whenever he feels like it or whenever pip comes over
phillipipirrip
aw:)
damien_666
what shut up
phillipipirrip
aw:(
damien_666
sorry
phillipipirrip
aw:)
tolk1en
I'm gonna stop you two because this is a never ending cycle right here
hearts4wendy
I bet he has 1D posters on the walls
ccclydeee
he's definitely a larry stan
hearts4wendy
LMAOOOOO
damien_666
what is that
damien_666
what
damien_666
no i do not care for harry styles
ccclydeee
you do?? cuz of your british people kink
damien_666
MY WHAT
damien_666
uninvited
ccclydeee
I'm gonna come either way so
damien_666
@themole
themole
that's what she said
damien_666
and no you aren't
ccclydeee
we'll see!
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