kenny_69
mcdonalds my beloved pls sponsor me🙏🙏
phillipipirrip
I want McDonald's to sponsor me too it's the best place on earth
stann
belp they dont have tea at mcdonalds though ??
phillipipirrip
😕😕 not funny 😐😐 didn't laugh
ccclydeee
stan careful he has one of those ugly french bulldog guard dogs (damien)
damien_666
kys imbecile
ccclydeee
tone tag ?!
damien_666
/serious
ccclydeee
so that's how it is huh 😐
damien_666
wait let me google what slurs there are for dutch people so I can offend you accordingly
stann
LMAOOOO
phillipipirrip
if you do that I'm not talking to you for a week Damien that's incredibly rude:((
damien_666
nvm I don't feel like it anymore on an unrelated note frenchy let's hangout im coming ovr
ccclydeee
"unrelated note"💀
kenny_69
bro couldn't have made it more obvious💀
professorbutters
I got new batman game !!
ccclydeee
man atleast hes spending his entire allowance on video games instead of hooters I mean raisins
hearts4wendy
who names their kid mercedes
ccclydeee
look lady whatever ur selling I ain't buying yo
damien_666
mynameisskylarwhiteyomyhusbandiswalterwhiteyohetoldmeeverythingseriouslythatsright
damien_666
ugh rare clyde w
ccclydeee
bro..
damien_666
don't call me bro
damien_666
aw they're bonding !!
damien_666
that was pip
damien_666
no it wasn't its me damien bringer of destruction and doom and the scent of axe body spray
kenny_69
LMAOOOOO omg hi damien
damien_666
hey its me damien
phillipipirrip
hi its me pip and I'm french oui oui
damien_666
IM NTO FRENCH😠
phillipipirrip
yes you are
damien_666
omg pip is soso pretty he's so handsome omgomgomg
phillipipirrip
IBMVE NEVER DAID THAT
kenny_69
I mean you have said things along those lines
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phillipipirrip
frenchy give me my phone back
damien_666
no u have cool wallpaper it's animated fire
hearts4bebe
how is that the exact wallpaper damien would have
hearts4wendy
ikr
damien_666
this is actually damien
kenny_69
wait is it pip or damien I can't tell now
phillipipirrip
no its him we switched phones back ! :)
damien_666
yeah
damien_666
this is ACTUALLY damien, frenchy was in possession of both phones when he said he was actually me
kenny_69
send proof
damien_666
no kys
kenny_69
well it DOES sound like damien
ccclydeee
how can we be sure ??!?!?
tolk1en
ft him
kenny_69
oh ok
kenny_69
it's pip again ??
damien_666
what no it isn't
damien_666
look its me damien
phillipipirrip
and it's me pip
ccclydeee
STOP
YOU ARE READING
south park chatfic
Randomhow is this #10 in southpark guys 🤷♂️ ntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can wri...
