kenny_69
guys it's officially christmas
kylee
no it isn't its just the beginning of december
icheal
don't be so angsty
icheal
we still got hanukkah
kylee
OKAY BUT I JUST KNOW CARTMAN HAS SOME ELABORATE DANCE AND MUSICAL NUMBER PLANNED AGAINST ME
icheal
kyles mom is a bitch went kind of hard though (love you mom im so sorry but its a bop)
ccclydeee
this christmas🤨
ccclydeee
don't got a wishlist😣
hearts4bebe
i find that hard to believe💀
ccclydeee
i got a hitlist✅️
icheal
AND ON THE TOP OF IT IS OLD SAINT NICHOLAS🎅
ccclydeee
NOTHING AGAINTS HIM🙄
icheal
ITS JUST BUSINESS💯
ccclydeee
I AINT THE GRINCH BUT IM GONNA STEAL CHRISTMAS🥶
kylee
you two are so lame
stann
2020 danganronpa phase
kylee
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
kylee
WHY ARE YOU EVEN BRINGING THAT UP
stann
to feel something
kylee
SHUT UP STAN ILL KILL YOU
tolk1en
come on kyle let's make amends🥺
ccclydeee
SHUT UP TOLK ILL KILL YOU😡
damien_666
i feel like it being christmas is overshadowed by the fact that we have 2 weeks of final exams starting monday
ccclydeee
AHHHHHJJJ😨😨😨
damien_666
i wonder if i can make dad let me skip the entirety of 10 exams by saying "we never spend any time together🥺"
gregoryofyardsdale
if it's that easy for you to skip school then why are you there all the time
damien_666
pip duh
ccclydeee
sassy boyfriend apocalypse🥵 he's SO sassy😳🙄💅
tolk1en
clyde
tolk1en
why
kylee
getting flashbacks to early pjo fandom when they called percy persassy😕
stann
anabeth and him so us
stann
because you're sooo smart😍
ccclydeee
bros tryna get good gifts this year💀💀
craigfucker
nah he's hepaphestus and the only quality of his he inherited was the ugliness
icheal
i think kyle is either athena or ares (cuz hes MAD pissed off all the time)
kindergoth
how is kyle athena💀💀 when has he once said anything smart to contribute
kylee
i know CRAIG and off brand solangelo isn't accusing me of being ugly/dumb💀
kindergoth
no solangelo copied us
icheal
im not blonde nor shiny but rick copied firkles whole emo thing
kindergoth
IM NOT EMO *i summon the undead and they drag you to tartarus*
ccclydeee
LMAOOO LIKE AT CWRTMANS BIRTHDAY PARTY
damien_666
can you not
damien_666
and why's firkle copying me
kindergoth
im not copying you you have brain damage from the fires in hell
damien_666
we should start calling hell the underworld + tartarus again that shit went so hard💯
kenny_69
yeah we should start speaking latin and wearing togas while we're at it💀💀
damien_666
i know you're being sarcastic but that WOULD go hard🥶
damien_666
next school function im pulling up wearing nothing but a black toga like that italian fucker when he went to camp jupiter
kylee
💀💀
kylee
he technically HAD to wear that cuz it was a ceremony but go off damien
phillipipirrip
wtf is a toga
phillipipirrip
nvm googled it
ccclydeee
just thought about how pip pronounces google im gonna kms😕
phillipipirrip
💔
ccclydeee
someone buy him an american english learning book im literally shaking😖
phillipipirrip
toilet
ccclydeee
IM GONNA KILL YOU
YOU ARE READING
south park chatfic
Randomntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can write anything decent and this is easy to w...
