hearts4bebe
hello again🙄 friend of a friend😣 i knew you🤯 WHENNNNN💯 our common goal😨 was waiting for💓 the world TO ENDDD‼️‼️‼️
ccclydeee
REALL IM LITERALLY SCOTT PILGRIM
craigfucker
what makes you scott pilgrim
ccclydeee
nr1 i had to defeat tolks 7 evil exes (pls don't sl*tshame him hes rlly insecure about it://)
tolk1en
i have not had 7 exes
ccclydeee
nr 2 gay best friend
craigfucker
i hate you
ccclydeee
tweek is ur mobile omg
ccclydeee
nr 3 BEBE IS SO ENVY
hearts4bebe
OMG RIGHT ?!? thank youuu
stann
uh no im scott pilgrim
stann
kyle is my ramona (i have to fight nicole, rebecca, leslie and all the other bitches he fumbled), cartman is MY wallace (clyde frog being his mobile) wendy is my envy (their names rhyme) and I HAVE A BAND !!
ccclydeee
I HATE YOU!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
icheal
old man wallace💓
kylee
can you not
icheal
i feel like i could make a good scott pilgrim
icheal
except firkle hasn't dated anyone ever (before meee🥺)
icheal
firkle and i could be the scollace of the southparkscottpilgrim-verse
kindergoth
im less of a twink than he is but i accept
rbytckr
i kinda look like kim
icheal
omg you and i should date to better illustrate the lore
rbytckr
wtf is wrong with you
craigfucker
NK IM LITERALLY KIM
rbytckr
NO I AM
craigfucker
FUCK YOU I AM
rbytckr
YOURE ADOPTED
icheal
why is that like your go to insult😣
craigfucker
IM NOT ADOPTED YOURE ADOPTED
rbytckr
THINK ABOUT MY DADS A GINGER MY MOMS A BLONDE AND YOU HAVE BLACK HAIR WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM CRAIG
craigfucker
FUCK YOU
icheal
like is it so bad for someone to be adopted😣
craigfucker
MOM DOESNT LOVE YOU
rbytckr
MOM LOVES ME
rbytckr
SHE LIKES TWEEK BETTER THAN YOU
craigfucker
SO WHAT I LIKE TWEEK BETTER THAN YOU
rbytckr
GAYWAD
craigfucker
BITCH
rbytckr
TWINK
craigfucker
HYPOCRITE
ccclydeee
isn't it weird how cartman has a frog named clyde frog
tolk1en
i have a human named clyde human
ccclydeee
SHUT UP
kylee
im pretty sure he named clyde frog before meeting you
kylee
maybe hes psychic🤨
stann
omg yes and he knew he was gonna meet you and deep in his subconscious he named clyde frog after you and the two of you are soulmates💔
tolk1en
i don't seem to like this possibility
YOU ARE READING
south park chatfic
Randomntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can write anything decent and this is easy to w...
