south park chatfic

hhhrrshm

kylee
when your brother tells you to come play roblox with him because his like total of 3 friends said no so you open up the old account and see clyde is online playing 700 stage obby

ccclydeee
i literally stand by this

ccclydeee
atleast i wasn't playing jailbreak with ike

kylee
he made me play as a cop and i had to break him out of the prison and he made me drive him around as he committed crimes

kylee
i hate my life

stann
y didn't he invite me this time

stann
i play roblox horror games with ike and his friends

kylee
how do you play horror games

kylee
you were so scared when we played fnaf

kylee
also why would they even invite you

stann
because im cool?? duh

kylee
okay raven

stann
SHUT UP

ccclydeee
guys im joining jailbreak😈😈

kylee
im reporting your account

ccclydeee
NOOOO PLRASHE PLEASE

ccclydeee
DONT

damien_666
fuckignsy it's 7 am wtf r useodung up

damien_666
get out of my house

ccclydeee
nuh uh

kylee
when mom doesn't let you go have a sleepover in hell:(

ccclydeee
skill issue

ccclydeee
couldn't be me

ccclydeee
sob

hearts4wendy
did u guys have fun at the sleepover though

ccclydeee
yes we did our nails and had a pillow fight and talked about our feelings😘

kenny_69
he's kidding we mostly just played smash

ccclydeee
nuh uh damien did his nails

damien_666
IT DOESNT COUNT IF ITS BLACK NAIL POLISH

damien_666
STAN BROUGHT IT

stann
IT WAS IN MY BAG FROM WHEN I WAS GOTH FOR A WEEK SHUT UP

ccclydeee
bros acting like he didn't let pip paint his nails

hearts4wendy
awwwww

ccclydeee
it got less cute when I volunteered to paint my nails too

ccclydeee
slayed it btw 😍🙌

phillipipirrip
damien sucks at painting nails though

phillipipirrip
i did it all neat and tidy and pretty and he was shaking when he held my hand and it got everywhere

phillipipirrip
why would you even volunteer to paint my nails if you were gonna be scared of nail polish??

stann
it's a little weird ngl because I said i could paint his nails but damien got annoyed and was like nuh uh im doing it

ccclydeee
bro rlly said "I volunteer!! I volunteer as tribute!😊 "

kenny_69
shoutout to satan for having nail polish remover he's a real one frfr

craigfucker
saddam hussein is so annoying

phillipipirrip
still you shouldn't have told him to f off that was rude://

kenny_69
but we got them to break up again!! hopefully stn calls chris again 🙏

phillipipirrip
while i do think your methods are a tad rude, i think damien's dad is very nice so he deserves better:)

damien_666
i couldn't care less

damien_666
atleast hes nice to you

phillipipirrip
<33

damien_666
fuck you guys though

damien_666
worst sleepover

themole
shut up you had fun

phillipipirrip
he's just cranky cuz i beat him in super smash brothers :)

damien_666
THATS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO STRADEGY ALL YOU DO IS MAIN THE CUTE CHARACTERS AND HIT BUTTONS RANDOMLY

ccclydeee
that's the best way to play

tolk1en
alright yoshi and sonic main

damien_666
you main the mii you're so boring

tolk1en
atleast i don't main joker and/or link

professorbutters
JOEKR

professorbutters
nvm it's the other one

damien_666
but the joker is so me

craigfucker
notice how damien mains hot guys?? that's suspicious

vulcankevin
link is hot ??

damien_666
yes he is

hearts4wendy
the joker is hot (not dc PERSONA)

professorbutters
sometimes dc..

kenny_69
no way butters is into clowns i have a chance

hearts4wendy
kenny who do you main in smash

hearts4wendy
i main princess peach😍

kenny_69
whichever characters looks cool i don't have like a main

kenny_69
i wait for everyone to choose then choose whichever one looks cooler to me

professorbutters
like im not saying the joker is exceptionally hot but sometimes in some particular versions..

professorbutters
like all dc villains

professorbutters
like edward nygma omg

hearts4wendy
eh paul dano isnt all that

professorbutters
go on pinterest and search "the riddler comics"

hearts4wendy
AHSGSGSGSGEYSGE

hearts4wendy
wait so what comic are you reading rn

professorbutters
rn riddler year one but every once in a while for a little marvel ill read spiderman and deadpool since it's pretty funny

damien_666
riddler year 1 is basically the movie

professorbutters
yes !! but no !!