babygirl😈
guess who i saw at the mall today😈
tolk1en
you didn't have to come say hello you know my dad hates your dad
babygirl😈
dad told me he's paying me $20 every time i manage to bother your dad😖
hearts4wendy
seeing tolkien at the mall watching him enter all the richie rich stores😕👎
kenny_69
just get him to buy shit for you👀
kenny_69
it works so well
tolk1en
you're lucky we're friends kenny👎🏿
slippinjimmy
tolks the richest guy in south park what do you expect
slippinjimmy
he goes to gucci and hermes and shit💀
craigfucker
what's hermes ???
kylee
like the messenger guy ??
stann
it's a bag company i think
kylee
the guy with the 🪽 shoes
craigfucker
you're both confusing me
craigfucker
whatever
craigfucker
hows it already been a week in school and clys already behind
ccclydeee
NO KTS SO HARD💔
ccclydeee
kyle is my little princess for tutoring me so patiently💓
kylee
do you think ill keep helping you with math if you call me your little princess
ccclydeee
...😭
ccclydeee
no sir kyle sir o7
icheal
imagine having to have kyle help you in math😖
ccclydeee
BROO💔
icheal
couldn't be me! the child prodigy😋
ccclydeee
uncalled for💀
rbytckr
gothy tell young sheldon to shut up
kindergoth
on it
kindergoth
stfu dumbass
icheal
why do you all hate me so😭
kylee
kindergoth thank you🙏
kindergoth
you're welcome kyle
icheal
WHY ADE YOU NICE TO ONLY HIM😡😡
kylee
cuz he actually has good taste
stann
isn't it obvious? he's only dating you to get close to kyle
icheal
GEORGIE IS THIS TRUE
kindergoth
1. no calling me georgie
2. yes, kyle is the ideal man
kylee
im sorry you had to find out this way😕
vampirperse
georgie??
icheal
irs his middle name💯
kindergoth
no i don't have a middle name
kindergoth
you're crazy
icheal
ignoring my bfs TERRIBLE attempt at gaslighting, WHAT THE FUCK KYLE HOW CLOULD YOU😭😭
ccclydeee
uhh deserved
ccclydeee
karma is my boyfriend👨❤️💋👨 karma is a god😇 karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend🙈 karma is a relaxing thought😼 aren't you envious that for you it's not👎
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south park chatfic
Randomntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can write anything decent and this is easy to w...
