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damien_666
good morning phillip
damien_666
gm to the rest of you all ig
themole
it's 4 pm dumbass
damien_666
fuck off
damien_666
you try and be nice and this little bitch just has to ruin it
themole
I'm just saying you're a fucking dumbass is that so hard for you to get through your small head
damien_666
don't make me get my dog
themole
FUCK OFF
themole
your idiot dog will be too busy playing catch with your little boyfriend than to catch up with me
themole
when he's done ill be long gone
themole
ill move to peru
craigfucker
flashbacks
kylee
GET OVER IT
phillipipirrip
noooo ceby wouldn't do that to christophe
damien_666
my dog is military trained
phillipipirrip
yes but he listens to me way more than he does to you!!
damien_666
yeah well ceberus has good taste
ccclydeee
DAMIEN THE RIZZ GODDDDDDDD
phillipipirrip
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damien_666
oh did I actually send that
damien_666
im in a good mood today I guess
stann
is it cuz ao3 is finally back up
hearts4wendy
nah cuz why would you know that stanley👀
stann
no reason
damien_666
whats ao3
damien_666
it's cuz dad broke up with saddam and he cried and begged like a little bitch
kenny_69
YES LETSGOOOOO
kenny_69
tell satan im coming over💯
damien_666
FUCK OFF I DONT WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE
damien_666
my day is ruined
phillipipirrip
I can come over too if that makes you feel better:)
damien_666
okay maybe my day isn't so bad
craigfucker
fag
tweeksmellsnice
ewwwww
tweeksmellsnice
disguditiginf
craigfucker
burn in hell
damien_666
im already
damien_666
that wouldn't work on me
damien_666
you know
damien_666
because of the whole im hell royalty
craigfucker
no fair
craigfucker
I wanna be hell royalty too
tweeksmellsnice
ummmm i domt
craigfucker
think i could bag satan??
ccclydeee
no not rlly
ccclydeee
if damiens dad were to date one of us itd be kenny or pip (dude he's super nice to pip) and he's rlly only into emotionally unavailable and manipulative guys
damien_666
oh no that's too bad that none of your dumbasses can date my fucking dad
damien_666
plus you all know why he's super nice to phillip
damien_666
he may be dumb but he's not blind
phillipipirrip
?
damien_666
oh because uhhhh you know cuz you're rlly cool and stuff
ccclydeee
👀
professorbutters
I thought it was because he knew Damien was gay for Pip ?
damien_666
BUTTERS
phillipipirrip
oh??
phillipipirrip
uh really??
professorbutters
yeah!
damien_666
frenchy dms
phillipipirrip
okay:)
kenny_69
LMAOOOOO LEOO
ccclydeee
LMAOOOOSGAGSUSGSHSGSUSGWGAGBS
themole
hope he gets rejected
gregoryofyardsdale
LMAOOOOOO
kylee
damn
kylee
can't believe butters unintentionally caused damien to grow some balls
tolk1en
balls (echo)
tolk1en
nah but in all seriousness good for them
tolk1en
also since butters caused this he has to be damiens best man when they get married
ccclydeee
you're thinking a little far ahead but that would be so funny
kenny_69
do you think damiens gonna beat us up when he reads these chats when they come back
hearts4wendy
nahhhhhhhh
hearts4wendy
what we should focus on is that stan was affected by ao3 being down? I'm still thinking about that..
stann
OH MY GODDDDDD
stann
I just happened to know it was down is that so bad
hearts4wendy
just say it
hearts4wendy
tell us you read fanfiction
stann is offline
kylee
BAHAHAHDHSHDHSG
kylee
I'm so making fun of him for this next time we hangout
icheal
omg does damien thorn is gay
kindergoth
tf r u still doing in the gc
icheal
NO DONT
kindergoth has removed icheal
kindergoth
much better
kindergoth
does feel a lot quieter though
kindergoth
wonder why
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south park chatfic
Randomntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can write anything decent and this is easy to w...
