ccclydeee
mm gona fail
tolk1en
what but you studied oh so very effectively
ccclydeee
SHUT UP😡
ccclydeee
im dropping out
ccclydeee
tolks will u financially support me💓
tolk1en
aww babe💓
tolk1en
no im not filing for bankruptcy
ccclydeee
I HATE YOU!!!!!!
ccclydeee
@craigfucker will u financially support me
craigfucker
💀💀
ccclydeee
@slippinjimmy 🥺💓?
slippinjimmy
ur a great crowd but you're worth less than 2 cents💯
ccclydeee
ran out of people in the main friend group im gonna go ask liane cartman
kenny_69
liane cartman😍🥵
professorbutters
REAL!!!
damien_666
me when i got kicked out of cartmans second birthday party i was invited to for flirting with liane cartman
phillipipirrip
i did that too i jumped the fence so i could attempt my british rizz
themole
british rizz does not work‼️
gregoryofyardsdale
it certainly worked on you💀
themole
IT DID NOT
themole
BITCH
estellahavisham
"beetchh" in his accent
icheal
watching the british and french fight (they're both non-existent)
kindergoth
SAYS THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF CANADA
kylee
he started crying when he realized we were out of maple syrup last week💀
rbytckr
im pretty sure ike likes maple syrup more than his boyfriend
icheal
NO
icheal
FIRKLE IS MY PRINCESS
icheal
ill always love maple syrup but he goes on top💯
damien_666
🙈🙈
ccclydeee
LMAOOO THAT EMOJI
ccclydeee
WHAT
damien_666
"he goes on top"🧏♂️
kindergoth
don't call me your princess
kindergoth
but thank you
henri!
boyliker eww
pete
yeah firkle you should like women not MEN
henri!
yeah women are hot
micheal
no wayy😨😨
pete
HENRI NOT YOU DUMBASS
themole
who is henri
themole
henri is a french name
themole
could it be??
henri!
sorry im from colorado henri's short for henrietta!!!
themole
kys
gregoryofyardsdale
this is what happens when u open the gc once a month you don't know anybody and you get disappointed
gregoryofyardsdale
i wish you a life free from sorrow, but that can't happen with that destroyed, absolutely obliterated, extremely cracked phone!!
stann
sometimes i forget the brits in the gc talk all fancy and it kills me
stann
like gregory talks like he's trying to get us to start a revolution and pip and estella talk like they're in a charles dickens book
gregoryofyardsdale
to be fair, revolting has been a hobby of mine for a while now😇
phillipipirrip
sometimes i think ive been americanized
phillipipirrip
but then i go to school and the embarrassment i feel for all of you reassures me im british enough
ccclydeee
the half american welcomes you😈
kylee
i completely forgot clyde was dutch i was so confused on who the half american was💀
stann
we should work harder to americanize the brits!
kenny_69
and the french😣
stann
nah there's no hope for him
themole
???
ccclydeee
if damien rlly loved him he'd get rid of the accent
phillipipirrip
STOP ?!?!
damien_666
im not even american💀
stann
HUH
ccclydeee
ECH??
damien_666
IM FROM HELL ???
slippinjimmy
yeah? america?
kenny_69
💀💀
kylee
true but what would he be is it called hellian, hellin, hellish, hellixan, helleek, hellonian?? or do i get to coin the word because tartarian- derived from 'tartarus'- would sound cool
stann
this fucking nerd
stann
come over
damien_666
we use demon but ill propose "tartarian" as a synonym to father
kenny_69
why do you call him father💀💀
professorbutters
bro wants to be his namesake sooo bad💀
damien_666
HE DIDNT NAME ME AFTER DAMIAN WAYNE
professorbutters
okay.. sure..
damien_666
IM SERIOUS I WAS NOT NAMED AFTER THE FICTIONAL BATMAN CHARACTER
professorbutters
okay!! whatever you wanna believe!!
kindergoth
announcement: jay nakamura was a front for ethan nakamura and he was the one who sided with kronos during the titan war, that's why he wears glasses so we don't realise one of his eyes are prosthetic and the pink hair so we don't notice the similarities
icheal
idk there's just smth clinically insane about him💞
icheal
my little conspiracy theorist💓
kindergoth
i can hear colors
YOU ARE READING
south park chatfic
Randomntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can write anything decent and this is easy to w...
