Millie the Hellborn Imp

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A/N: I don't really care much for Millie so please don't mind if I accidentally got her personality wrong, I don't pay much attention to her.

(Three hours earlier)

Millie POV

It was pretty quiet at headquarters, with no clients we were all in the "Living room" (Don't know what else to call it) twiddling with our thumbs to pass the time. I was sharpening my axe while Mox stared blankly out the window tapping it occasionally forming some kind of tune. Every time he tapped it Y/n's ear flicked in response, he was reading some book titled "Living in hell for dummies". While Loona was on her phone like usual randomly chuckling at something she saw.

Moxxie: .. .-.. .. -.- . -... .. --. -... ..- - - ...

(Morse code see if you can figure it out)

Y/n: *Groans* Can you please stop that?

Mox stopped the tapping and slumped down on the couch, he then began clicking his tongue.

Moxxie: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.-- --- ..- -.--/-.

Suddenly Blitzø burst out of his office.

Blitzø: Moxxie, language!

Moxxie: What!

Blitzø: Don't think I don't understand that Morse code of yours' cause I do you little autistic goblin.

Y/n: What'd he say?

Blitzø: Something I dare not repeat!

There was an awkward silence.

Blitzø: Anyway, I'm fucking starved what do we have to eat?!

He bolted off to the kitchen.

Millie: What did you say?

Moxxie: Um.........just declaring how much I love you.

Millie: I smell bullshit.

He slumped down even further.

Millie: I'm just kiddin' yah.

From the kitchen I could hear clattering and muttering.

Blitzø: The fuck, where's the food?!

He ran back in the room holding a condom and a banana.

Blitzø: All we have left is a condom and a banana.

Moxxie: Why do we have a condom in the fridge?

Blitzø: How do you think I keep 'em cold?

Mox cheeks puffed out as he struggled to hold back his vomit, I grabbed his cheeks pushing them inwards and forcing it back down his throat.

Moxxie: *Gulps* You're telling me that you keep your condoms in the fridge with our food?

Blitzø: I thought that was known.

Moxxie: I'm feeling lightheaded I think need to lay down.

I grabbed him and rested his head on my lap.

Millie: There there it's all right.

Blitzø: My confusion is which one of you whores ate all the food?

Loona: What kind of question is that it was obviously the fatty.

She pointed at Mox.

Loona: Can't you tell he put on more weight?

Blitzø squinted his eyes at Moxxie.

Blitzø: Yeah, he did get fatter.

Moxxie shot up pointing his own finger in turn.

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