A/n: I have nothing to say, just get on reading.
Y/n POV
Without a say about what I wanted, I was forcefully shoved back into the van.
Y/n: Hey!
Blitzø ignoring me, literally climbed over my lap to get to the driver seat. Before I could even close the door he began to pull away. As fast as I could I slammed it shut, so I wouldn't fall out from my lack of a seatbelt.
Y/n: What's the rush?
Blitzø: Time is money, time wasted is money wasted and we're not wasting money.
Y/n: Sure, but just chill
Blitzø: No time to chill, because money hates being refrigerated.
Y/n: That doesn't even make sense!
Blitzø: Of course, it does, you're just too much of an idiot to understand.
He narrowly avoided a car, swerving to the side, this time I couldn't help myself as I screamed, Blitzø laughed maniacally as he made a hard turn.
(Timeskip because I'm tired)
I swore never to get in a car with Blitzø at the wheel, I wasn't sure how long that would last though.
Y/n: Question, do you have a driver's license?
Blitzø: You mean my license of awesomeness?
He pulled out a dirty yellow card, with a grainy picture of him looking away. Barely legible and poorly spelled "Thies daemon ise varyfiyed 4 awsumness"
Y/n: What's that even for?
Blitzø: To prove that I'm awesome.
Y/n: That's stupid.
Blitzø: Only a person who didn't have a license of awesomeness would say that, so your opinion is invalid.
Y/n: Whatever.
Stepping out I almost tripped as I felt a rush of dizziness.
Y/n: Remind me to give you driving lessons, I have over 10,000 hours in Mario Cart I could teach you a thing or two.
Blitzø: Mario Cart?
Y/n: Remind me to take you guys up to Earth one day to for a day of Pop culture as well.
Blitzø: I know plenty of your Pop culture like what Rule 34 means!
I pinched my eyebrows together.
Y/n: You know what that's a fair point most of it isn't good anyway.
Blitzø: My point exactly, come on let's go tell the gang my plan.
Y/n: You have a plan?
Blitzø: I always have a plan.
(Another timeskip already?)
We were sitting in the "Meeting" room, why'd we have so many chairs?
Blitzø: Alright get this, you see this gun?
He flourished his flintlock.
Blitzø: You see it?
We all nodded.
Blitzø: I'm gonna go in there with this gun..........and shoot anything that breathes or moves.
I slammed my fists against the table.
Y/n: You said you had a plan!
Blitzø: I do have a plan.
Moxxie: That's not a plan that's suicide.
YOU ARE READING
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