Meerasim 3.0

Part 10

In the next Day.

Meerab is put jelly on her bread recalling her moments with Murtasim.Haya comes there and asked;

Haya:Maan hi maan muskurah kyun rahe ho?
Meerab:Kyun ki mere dimag ke sab screw khulke niche gir chuka is liye.
Haya:To Murtasim ke bade mein soch soch ke hasi aa rahi hai.
Meerab:Aisa Bilkul bhi nahi hai.Aur unke bade mein kyun sochu.Agar inke bade mein sochu na to mujhe raat ko unki jallad jaise shakal dekke dar laagega.
Haya:kya pata tumhe unke cute se shakal par mohabbat aa jai.

Meerab going to hit her but she flew away.

Before left the place,Haya said;

Haya:Maan bhi lo jo dil mein hai.

Meerab going to throw her bread on haya but she moved and that's jelly bread fall on Murtasim's face.

Meerab:Astagfirullah!
Murtasim:Tum kya kasam kha rakhi hai zindegi mein kabhi koi sidha kaam nahi karoge.Khane ki chij ko hawa mein kyun ura rahe ho?
Meerab:Maf karna mein aap ko nahi marnewali thi woh to Haya ko....
Murtasim:Is bread ko kya pillow samaj rahe the jo throwing pillow games khel rahe the.
Meerab:Is mein itna chid ne ki kya baat hai sirf jelly hi to muh mein gira hai.
Murtasim:Ulta chor kotwal ko dante.
Meerab:Dekhe khan saab yeh hai orange jelly.And this one is very good for skin.Aap ki bhi to umar ho rahi hai.To orange ko use karne se wrinkle nahi ayega.Aap ko khubsurat biwi milegi.Warna aap ki jo harqat hai ise dekke koi bhi ladki bhag jayegi.
Murtasim:To tumhari nazar mein mera umar ho raha hai?
Meerab:Ji.
Murtasim:Mein 32 saal ki umar mein tumhe bure laagta hu to tumhari nazar mein jawan kon hai.
Meerab:Atif Aslam.40 ki umar pe bhi Kitna fit hai.Hai Allah yaad kartei marne ka maan karta hai.Kitna good looking aur dashing banda hai.Kash koi mil jata uske jaisa.Khair chode uske bade mein sochneka kya faida jitna bhi us par crush na khalo milega to phupho ka beta hi.
Murtasim:Lekin tumhare to koi phupo ka beta nahi hai.
Meerab:Allah ka shukr hai mein to bhul hi gayi thi.
Murtasim:Lekin Taya ka beta hai Aur yeh Baat kabhi nahi bhulna.

Murtasim left the place and Meerab thinking about it.

In the Room.

Meerab is eating banana and she gets her friends call.

Kinza:O sleeping beauty aap ko kiya pata hai exam aa rahe hai humara?
Meerab:Are oye aqal ki andhi university off hai to exam ki dates kab ayega.
Kinza:Madam aap thoda groups ki update check kare.University open hote hi exam shuro.
Meerab:Is baar bhi mera marks down hoga.Ya mere Allah mein to fas gayi.
Kinza:Kuch sharam karlo Aur padne beith jau.
Meerab:Itna fail hone ke baad yeh sharam hi hai jo Mujhe nahi aati.
Kinza:Padle meri maa padle.Khuda ke waste padle.

Meerab takes her books and start study.

By mistake she put the banana peel on the ground instead of trash box.

Right that time Murtasim entered the room and he slipped with the banana peels and fall down.

Murtasim:Yaa Allah!
Meerab:Aap gir kaise gaye Murtasim bhai.
Murtasim:Don't call me bhai.
Meerab:Aap gire kaise Khan saab.
Murtasim:Woh Mujhe Achanak girne ka shok hua to mein gir gaya.Yeh kaisa sawal hai?
Meerab:Aap gussa kyun kar rahe hai?
Murtasim:To kya karo.Yeh koi jaga hai kela khake phekne ka.
Meerab:Sorry!
Murtasim:Aab keh rahe ho sorry.
Meerab:Aap uth ke bhi Mujhe dant sakte hai.Yaha beith ne ki zarorat nahi.

Murtasim gets up and said;

Murtasim:Pagal.
Meerab:Aap ko kuch kam tha mujhse.
Murtasim:Nahi.
Meerab:To aise hi ghumne chale aye the mere kamre mein?

Murtasim looks at her with angry face.

Murtasim:Gandegi se saf nafrat hai Mujhe Aur tum kisi bhi chij kahi bhi fek deti hu.Gandi ladki.
Meerab:Mujhe na ocd ki bemari nahi hai jo humesha safai karti raho.
Murtasim:Saf sutra rehne se kisi ko ocd nahi ho jaata.Aur yeh Baat tumhe samaj mein nahi ayega.Aab jake shower lena padega Mujhe.
Meerab:Khuda na khasta aap girtei kahi  susu to nahi kar diya!

Murtasim hell angered at her.

Murtasim:Apni juban ko zara kabu mein rakho.Itni gandigi hai tumhari farsh par nahana to padega hi.

Murtasim left from there.

Meerab feels relief that Murtasim didn't give punishment to her.

Few minutes later.

Murtasim called Meerab via call and said;

Murtasim:Aap zara niche tashrif laa sakti hai?
Meerab:Kyun?
Murtasim:Aiye madam surprise hai aap ke liye.
Meerab:Mein abhi aati hu.

Meerab gets excited to learn about the surprise.

Meerab comes downstairs to find her surprise.He saw Murtasim is standing with water of bucket and a brush.

Meerab:Yeh kaisa surprise hai?
Murtasim:Yeh safaiwala surprise hai.
Meerab:Kya?
Murtasim:Han ji.Yeh sab lo Aur clean karo meri gari ki.
Meerab:Kis khushi mein?
Murtasim:Mujhe girane ki khushi mein.
Meerab:Woh to Galti se ho gaya.
Murtasim:Tum to har harqat Galti se karte ho.Phir bhi us Galti se nahi shikhte.
Meerab:Sorry!
Murtasim:Sorry se kam nahi chalega hath chalao.
Meerab:Mujhe ek baat samaj nahi aati.Aap saza ke tor par mujhse kam kyun karwate hai.
Murtasim:Kyun ki tum nehaiti kam choor ladki ho.Aab chup chap gari saf karo meri woh bhi 30 minutes ke andar.

Meerab takes the bucket and makes a puppy face.

30 minutes later.

Meerab done with her car washing.

Meerab:Lo bhai ho gaya khan saab ki shahi sawari ki safai.Lekin yeh gande pani ka kiya karu.Yehi kahi phek deti hu kya fadak padta hai.

Meerab dropped off the water without looking around.

When she turned around she finds Murtasim wet with the dirty water.

Meerab gets scared and said;

"Lo bhai aa gaya qayamat.Aab tu kaise bachegi Meerab."

[Here is the 3rd update of the day.So guys for this bonus chapter I need your feedback.]