Russia: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Russia: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Russia: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Russia: Hey Philippines, have you seen the photographer?
Philippines: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Russia, confused: What?
Philippines, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
Russia: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Philippines: Spiders?
Russia: Spiders it is then.
Philippines: No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*
Russia: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Philippines: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Russia: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
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FanfictionWeird pictures of Countryhumans- Be careful Ww2 in here! CSA in here too! The arts are not mine! Also Incorrect quotes!
