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#40 (Random stuff that I found on my chromebook-)

Sakhalin Island, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Okinawa: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Sakhalin Island, with the tone of someone who is used to Okinawa: Outstanding.
Sakhalin Island: This is what I'm talking about people.

Sakhalin Island: What do you think Japssia will do for a distraction?
Okinawa: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Okinawa: ... or they could do that.

Sakhalin Island: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Japssia: If?
Okinawa: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Japssia: Hey, Sakhalin Island? Can I get some dating advice?
Sakhalin Island: Just because I'm with Okinawa doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Sakhalin Island: I CAN'T DO IT!
Japssia, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Sakhalin Island: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Okinawa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Sakhalin Island:
Sakhalin Island: I appreciate it,
Sakhalin Island: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Ryukyu Kingdom: Sakhalin Island-
Sakhalin Island: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Imperial Japan: Sakhalin Island we gotta-
Sakhalin Island: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Sakhalin Island: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Sakhalin Island, motioning to Del: NOT FUCKING THIS

Imperial Japan: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Sakhalin Island: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Imperial Japan: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Okinawa: Actually I did the math, Sakhalin Island would have $225, not $0.15.
Sakhalin Island: Fam I'm right here....
Ryukyu Kingdom: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Imperial Japan: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ryukyu Kingdom: Sorry I only have a dollar
Imperial Japan: :(
Okinawa: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Sakhalin Island would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ryukyu Kingdom: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Okinawa: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Del: Yeah and they wants soda and apply juice
Okinawa: Apply juice to what
Japssia: Directly to the forehead
Sakhalin Island: Great chat everyone