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#30

Australia: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Australia: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this LMFAO
New Zealand: What did you do op?
Australia: A MISTAKE

Australia, negotiating with New Zealand: We have Japssia. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Japssia: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Australia:
Japssia: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Australia: JAPSSIA STOP

Australia: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
New Zealand: *turning to Japssia* How tall are you?

Australia: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
New Zealand: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Australia: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, and beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastards. Friends with bees. Highly disapprove of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Japssia: edible

*The squad is having dinner together*
Australia: New Zealand, can you pass the salt?
New Zealand: *Throws Japssia across the table*