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#19

Ame: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Russia: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Russia, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Russia: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Russia: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
America: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Russia, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
America: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Russia, with the tone of someone who is used to America: Outstanding.
Russia: This is what I'm talking about people.