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Malaysia: How do you do that?

Indonesia: I'm fearless.

Philippines: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Indonesia: I'm mostly fearless.

Philippines: Indonesia, I got suspended from school...

Indonesia: WHAT?!?! What did you do?

Philippines: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".

Indonesia: And...?

Philippines: I asked which end...

Indonesia, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

Russia: In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Soviet Union: I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

America: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Canada: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

America: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Canada: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

America: But I heard a siren.

New Zealand: That was Australia.

Australia: Sorry, I got nervous.