Malaysia: How do you do that?
Indonesia: I'm fearless.
Philippines: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Indonesia: I'm mostly fearless.
Philippines: Indonesia, I got suspended from school...
Indonesia: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Philippines: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".
Indonesia: And...?
Philippines: I asked which end...
Indonesia, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
Russia: In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
Soviet Union: I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
America: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Canada: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
America: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Canada: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
America: But I heard a siren.
New Zealand: That was Australia.
Australia: Sorry, I got nervous.
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