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Part 25

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like America*
America: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep-deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

America: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

America: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Sakhalin Island: You're giving me a sticker?

Okinawa: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me- wow!"

Sakhalin Island: I'm not a preschooler.

Okinawa: Fine, I'll take it back

Sakhalin Island: I earned this, back off!

Sakhalin Island: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
Okinawa: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Sakhalin Island: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the scorching food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Okinawa: What did you do op?
Sakhalin Island: A MISTAKE