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#38

(this is probably going to be a short one-)

Japssia: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Russia: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Japan: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
America: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Philippines: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Soviet Union:
Soviet Union: I have emotional scars.

America: We need to distract these guys
Japssia: Leave it to me
Japssia: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Soviet Union, Philippines, and Russia: *Immediately begin arguing*
Japan, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

*The squad is over at Japssia's house*
Japan: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Japssia: ... N-No...
Japssia, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Japan, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Soviet Union: I see a-
Japssia, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Japan: Oh, well I-
Japssia: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Japssia, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Russia: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
America: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Japssia: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Japssia: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Japssia, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Japssia: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Philippines, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Japssia:
Japan: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Japssia:
Japssia, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

America: Rules are made to be broken.
Soviet Union: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Japssia: Uh, piñatas.
Japan: Glow sticks.
Philippines: Karate boards.
Russia: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
America: Rules.
Soviet Union: ...