pictures of countryhumans

Part 36

(It is national unity day for Germany when the Berlin Walls came down- So East and West Germany incorrect quotes-)

East Germany: I prevented a murder today.

West Germany: Really? How'd you do that?

East Germany: self-control.

East Germany: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

West Germany: Neither.

West Germany: Because it's twelve.

West Germany, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

East Germany: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

West Germany, with the tone of someone who is used to East Germany: Outstanding.

West Germany: This is what I'm talking about people.

West Germany: Violence isn't the answer.

East Germany: You're right.

West Germany: *sighs in relief*

East Germany: Violence is the question.

West Germany: What?

East Germany, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

West Germany, running after them: NO-

West Germany: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

East Germany: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

West Germany: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

East Germany: That's why I carry two swords.

West Germany: Where are you going?

East Germany: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

West Germany: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

East Germany: Oh, I'm always running

East Germany: The question is from what