(It is national unity day for Germany when the Berlin Walls came down- So East and West Germany incorrect quotes-)
East Germany: I prevented a murder today.
West Germany: Really? How'd you do that?
East Germany: self-control.
East Germany: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
West Germany: Neither.
West Germany: Because it's twelve.
West Germany, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
East Germany: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
West Germany, with the tone of someone who is used to East Germany: Outstanding.
West Germany: This is what I'm talking about people.
West Germany: Violence isn't the answer.
East Germany: You're right.
West Germany: *sighs in relief*
East Germany: Violence is the question.
West Germany: What?
East Germany, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
West Germany, running after them: NO-
West Germany: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
East Germany: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
West Germany: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
East Germany: That's why I carry two swords.
West Germany: Where are you going?
East Germany: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
West Germany: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
East Germany: Oh, I'm always running
East Germany: The question is from what
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