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#32

*Brushes off the cobwebs and dust from this place* I am still alive- Just busy with school- I am very active on Instagram- If you want to follow me on Instagram this is my account: x_japssia_x

Enjoy this chapter-

Russia: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, looking around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

Russia: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Prussia: So are we flirting right now?

Russian Empire: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Prussia: That doesn't answer my question

Prussia, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! 

 Russian Empire: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

(I bet that squid was Soviet-)

Prussia: *Gently taps table*

Russian Empire: *Taps back*

Austria-Hungary: What are they doing?

German Empire: Morse code.

Prussia: *Aggressively taps table*

Russian Empire: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Prussia: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? 

 Russian Empire: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. 

 Austrian Empire: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Russian Empire: Good thinking.

Prussia: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? 

 Russian Empire: You're a hazard to society 

 Austrian Empire: And a coward. DO TWENTY.