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#39

Russia: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Japssia: Really? Name one law
Russia: Don't kill people?
Japssia: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

America: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Japssia: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Sakhalin Island: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Sakhalin Island: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Del Pilar: You're a hazard to society
Japssia: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Del Pilar: Truth or dare?
Sakhalin Island: Dare
Del Pilar: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Sakhalin Island: Hey Japssia
Japssia, blushing: Yeah?
Sakhalin Island: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Okinawa