Author's note: For any confusion, Ahato is Dedf1sh's canon name. For the fans of my AU, Sanitized, I have added her to the cast! She's also Neo Agent Three here.
(If you want to know more about her, read the comments) >>>
(Or just search her up on the Splatoon wiki)
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Four: Why is Pearl so upset?
Ahato (Dedf1sh): She took a "Which Idol Are You?" quiz.
Four: And?
Ahato: She got Frye.
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Callie: I need you to explain this like a normal person!
Four: Eight seems to get it!
Eight: *Writing in a notebook*
Callie: Eight's drawing stick figures!
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Marie: Why would you give Eight a knife?!
Four: She said she felt unsafe.
Marie: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Four:
Four: Would you like a knife?
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Three: I don't have a favorite friend in this group.
Ahato: Three! Four set the apartment on fire while you were gone!
Three: *Full sprint* OH MY COD! Is Eight okay?!
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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry 10 people on a single motorcycle.
Pearl: What do ya mean, ten???
Police: Yes...ten...
Pearl: Oh my god Callie fell off
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Marina: Hey Frye? Can I get some dating advice?
Frye: Just because I'm with Shiver doesn't mean I know how I did it
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(group chat)
Four: lol help me im dying
Marie: mood lmao
Ahato: oof same
Callie: you shouldn't joke about that, Four!!
Three: what's wrong?
Four: no no im literally dying
Four: someone stabbed me in the mako mart parking lot
Four: the lol was just a habit
Four: *Grainy photo of her doing a peace sign in the back of an ambulance*
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Callie: I don't understand why you like sleeping so much.
Ahato: It's a free trial of death.
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Marie: Where's Frye?
Ahato: Doing stuff.
Marie: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Eight?
Ahato: Trying to stop Frye from doing the stuff.
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Splatoon Incorrect Quotes
HumorStupid stuff with the New Squidbeak Splatoon :D (Some chapters will have characters from my AU but those chapters will be clearly shown as "Sanitized Incorrect Quotes" rather than "Agent Incorrect Quotes" so to avoid some spoilers or just to find o...
