Marie: Shiver...why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Shiver: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Marie:
Marie: I wrote sanitize, Shiver.
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Four: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Three: Oh, I'm always running...
Three: The question is, from what?
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Frye: You saved me...I owe you my life.
Shiver: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
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Eight: I trust Callie!
Four: You think she knows what he's doing?
Eight: I wouldn't go that far...
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Shiver: Dammit, Frye!
Frye: What?! It wasn't me!
Shiver: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Pearl!
Pearl: Not me either, yo.
Shiver: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Four: *sweating*
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Shiver: What do you think Frye will do for a distraction?
Four: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Four: ... or she could do that.
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(Reactions to being told "I love you")
Frye: Thanks fam!
Ahato: oh no
Callie: *cries* I love you too
Marie: Sounds fake but okay
Eight: *flustered mess*
Pearl: can i get a refund
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Callie: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit them in the face with a brick repeatedly?
Shiver: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
Callie:
Frye: That was POETRY.
Marie: No, that was both of you needing therapy-
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Pearl: What do you want, dickbag?
Marie: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?
Pearl: Note to self: call someone shitrooster
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Mr. Grizz: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her you'll kill me?
Four: No, if you hurt Three, she is perfectly capable of killing you with a very menacing glare.
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Splatoon Incorrect Quotes
HumorStupid stuff with the New Squidbeak Splatoon :D (Some chapters will have characters from my AU but those chapters will be clearly shown as "Sanitized Incorrect Quotes" rather than "Agent Incorrect Quotes" so to avoid some spoilers or just to find o...
