Pearl: Yo, why doesn't anyone put mayo on pizza?!
Frye: Huh, I dunno, let's see!
(Later)
Pearl: Uurgh, I get it now...
Frye in the bathroom, dying:
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Shiver: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool".
Shiver: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Four: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Four: *Waves her finger and sings like she's in a Disney Channel intro*
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Shiver: Maybe the real treasure was friendship all along! But I hope not, because I can't spend friendship on new clothes-
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Shiver: All right, y'all! Let's take a vote!
Frye: A secret vote! Everyone close your eyes.
(The Bad Decisions Club closes their eyes)
Callie: We don't see the result!
Four: Well, just say your vote out loud.
Pearl: Won't we recognize each other's voices?
Eight: She has a point.
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Octavio: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Shiver: Thank God.
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Marie, to Pearl: With all due respect, which is none...
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Four: Alright Callie, Frye. Let's go over this one more time.
Four: If something breaks?
Callie: We try to fix it before Marie gets home.
Four: If it doesn't work?
Frye: We blame Pearl.
Pearl: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Callie, excited to try out a new joke: Hey Marie, what do you call a fish with no eye?
Marie, without even looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Callie:
Callie: ...fsh.
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Frye: Please? For me?
Shiver: Don't do that.
Frye: Do what?
Shiver: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Frye :
Shiver:
Frye: Please? For me?
Shiver: Fine.
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Ahato: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
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Splatoon Incorrect Quotes
HumorStupid stuff with the New Squidbeak Splatoon :D (Some chapters will have characters from my AU but those chapters will be clearly shown as "Sanitized Incorrect Quotes" rather than "Agent Incorrect Quotes" so to avoid some spoilers or just to find o...
