(Ok guys im gonna put funny things at the top from now on) (Great) (Now I have to go back and change all the other chapters...)
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Three, pointing at the WiiU in Museum d'Alfonsino: That game is old, very old...
Four, staring into nothingness: Going by that form of "old," dead babies from years before we were born are older than us.
Frye: Which means we're younger than babies! *Sobs*
Three: Would you do us the honor of shutting down your brain, please?
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Shiver: So if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for 5, how many cookies would you have?
Frye: None.
Shiver: Frye, it's basic math-
Frye: I'd give you all of them because you deserve them <3
Shiver, holding back tears: Disgusting. Get- get out. Out of my room.
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Callie, bursting through the door: It's missing!
Four: What?
Callie: It's missing!!
Four: What's missing?
Callie: The thing!
Four: whAt thing, Callie?!
Callie: Oh, there it is!
Callie: *Picks up Ahato and leaves the room*
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Pearl: I was arrested for being too hot.
Marie: The charges were dropped for lack of evidence.
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Marina: It's Pride Month, you know what that means!
Eight: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Marina: What? No! What has Pearl been telling you?
Pearl: *Walks in holding a drinking glass full of Skittles* Taste the rainbow, bitch!
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(THE SCHOOL AU IS BACK)
Marie: Guys, the principal just called—
Pearl: It was Four!
Four: It was Callie!
Callie: It was Frye!
Frye: It was me!
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Three: You need to stop swearing so much.
Shiver: Shut the fuck up.
Three: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Shiver: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Three: Now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Shiver: Shit the beep up.
Three:
Shiver: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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Pearl: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Marina: Well, it's actually a class but it's full right now.
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Splatoon Incorrect Quotes
ComédieStupid stuff with the New Squidbeak Splatoon :D (Some chapters will have characters from my AU but those chapters will be clearly shown as "Sanitized Incorrect Quotes" rather than "Agent Incorrect Quotes" so to avoid some spoilers or just to find o...
