Callie: Hey! Guess what number I'm thinking of!
Pearl: 420!
Callie: No, that's really immature of you. Frye, please guess and take it seriously.
Frye: 69?
Callie:
Callie: ...maybe
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Shiver: Are you in my ceiling, Big Man?
Big Man, from inside the ceiling: Ay! (no)
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Nurse: We tried our best, but we lost Ahato...
Callie: Well, look harder! Jeez, this hospital sucks.
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Pearl: Officer, I thought you didn't give pretty girls tickets!
Marie: You're right. *hands her the speeding ticket*
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Four: Knock knock!
Marie: *sigh* Who's there?
Four: Suprice!
Marie: Suprice who?
Pearl: SUPRICE MOTHERFU-
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Frye: WHY ARE THE DISHES NOT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
Ahato: What does that even mean?!
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Three: Okay, so Pearl has 19 Callie plushes and she gives Marina-
Ahato: Wait, why does she have so many Callie plushes?
Pearl: MIND YA OWN BUSINESS AHATO
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Four: You should get the orange soda!
Three: Okay.
Three: I'll have the lime soda-
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Four: Stop saying I look like Pearl!
Four: She's dumb and a coward, and I'm not a coward!
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Ahato (before the events of Sanitized): Did you just refer to a knife as a 'people opener'?!
Tartar: Should I not have?
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Frye: Who the fuck-
Big Man: Ay! (Language!)
Frye:
Big Man:
Frye: Whom the fuck-
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Callie: Look outside! It's the perfect night for a zombie to come out!
Dedf1sh:
Dedf1sh: I'm gay
~~~
Frye: So do you wanna bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes? Or 4,000 degrees for one minute?
Shiver: Frye, no, that's not how you bake cookies.
Frye: So what, we wait?!
Shiver: YES, FRYE. We wait.
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Splatoon Incorrect Quotes
HumorStupid stuff with the New Squidbeak Splatoon :D (Some chapters will have characters from my AU but those chapters will be clearly shown as "Sanitized Incorrect Quotes" rather than "Agent Incorrect Quotes" so to avoid some spoilers or just to find o...
