"TV star Shiver is wrong for giving this ("bite people") out as "Dating Advice" on local television"
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(Texting)
Four: are you still mad at me?
Three: Twinkle twinkle little star.
Four: how I wonder what you are..?
Three: Wish i could hit you with my car.
Four: Ok youre still mad.
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Frye: I love you.
Shiver, scoffing: How many people have you said that to?
Frye: Everyone.
Shiver: What?
Frye: I told everyone I love you.
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Pearl: I'm 21 years old! I can do whatever I want, yo!
Marina, sighing: I'm calling Marie.
Pearl: N-no! Wait!
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Shiver: You know, I can tell time just by looking at the stars.
Frye: Really?
Shiver: Yeah, check this out.
Shiver: *Looks up*
Shiver: It's nighttime.
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Callie, about Ahato: I've started seeing someone.
Marie: Dating or hallucinations?
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(Texting)
Callie: I WAS A GIRL IN THE VILLAGE DOING ALRIGHT
Callie: BUT THEN I BECAME A PRINCESS OVERNIGHT
Callie: NOW I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT RIGHT
Callie: SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE
Four: I can hear you blasting this song from my house across the street please stop 😭
Callie: CALLIE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!
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Big Man: Ay? (What if plants are actually farming us?)
Frye: Yeah, they just give us oxygen until we expire and turn into mulch, which they can then consume...
Shiver: It's 1 AM, what the fuck?!
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Pearl: Ha! 'Rina let me wear her headphones yesterday! Take that, suckers!
Eight: And Three let me wear her cape!
Pearl, clearly outmatched:
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Octavio: Aren't you two a bit too old to be playing in the snow?
Pearl: Aren't you a little too old to still be alive?
Marina: PEARL!
Octavio:
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Marie: You and Ahato were so drunk last night that you finally confessed to each other and said 'I love you'.
Callie: What?! No we didn't...
Callie: ...Who said it first?
Marie: You.
Callie: FUCK
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Frye: I think I messed up. I accidentally stole something...
Shiver: What did you steal?
Frye: *Looks at the giant bouncy castle in their backyard*
Shiver: Oh my God.
Frye: I know...
Shiver, removing her shoes: You stole my heart.
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Shiver: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of autism.
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Hey guys! So yeah shorter chapter than usual, just wanted to get this out for an announcement. Slow updates because school and shit, yeah. Also from the next chapter on, Ahato will be Acht from Side Order since I like using canon stuff.
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