Splatoon Incorrect Quotes

Agent Incorrect Quotes 18

Callie: Some people tell me I have "cOmMiTtMeNt IsSuEs." Well, that's not true at all! I have committed SO many felonies!

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Frye: Can I have some?

Shiver, eating cake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Ahato: I just heard Frye tell Callie "Hold still, I know what I'm doing."

Ahato: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go interrupt what I assume is amaetur surgery.

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(teacup ride)

Three, Four, and Eight: *Just enjoying their ride*

Deep Cut: *Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Pearl: Here's my wall of inspiration people!

Marina:

Marina: It's just a really big picture of you...?

Pearl: I'm big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself-

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Shiver: If I ever go missing and someone writes my real height on the poster, I'm not coming back-

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Shiver: Have you ever seen something that completely changed your life?

Frye: I saw you.

Shiver:

Shiver: Okay, that's really sweet and all, but it just made this really awkward because I was going to show you a picture I found of Pearl dressed up as a turkey-

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Big Man: Ay! (Let's play two truths and a lie!)

Shiver: Okay. I have brown eyes, I have less than 20 friends, and I've committed genocide 5 times.

Frye: Really? Come on, you can do better than that!

Big Man: Ay... (Frye...her eyes are red...)

Frye:

Frye: WHAT THE FUCK-

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Marie, trying to do paperwork: Were you AMAB or AFAB?

Eight: Bold of you to assume I was born.

Three: I was created in a lab.

Four: I just straight up spawned lmao

Marie: *sighs*

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Pearl: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Marie's right there-

Callie: *dies laughing*

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Shiver: *Closes a cabinet*

Cabinet: *glass shattering noises*

Big Man: Aay? (What was that?)

Shiver:

Shiver: The sound of someone else's problem-

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Shiver, to Pearl: There is no way you would be Mario. You'd be Toad at best-