Hey again!
Look.behind.you.
That's right.
Look. behind. you. again.
Sorry about that, I thought maybe I'd give you a little exercise. If you've been reading for hours, that is. I know, I know, I'm nice. Not. But to those suckers who kept reading without care, suck it up! Your neck will be on the floor by the time the hot Italian guy comes around to get you. Your loss...
Okay so, who's sixteen? *a cookie to you if you raised your hand.* I heard Italians like fit girls.
Back to my topic, so if you are sixteen, I'm sorry you unlucky suckers!
Ever heard of that myth where you meet/see/hear from your future husband, or one of your future husbands before you turn sixteen? I don't know if it's true, or not, but if it is, whoever is below 16 here, I advice you to google hot guys. I mean, what if YOU GET TO MARRY LOGAN LERMAN?? OR DYLAN O'BRIEN?? OR AN ITALIAN?? And if you don't know these guys, you clearly haven't met perf guys yet. UNLESS you have a hot guy next door. Or a hot teacher. Gross... Or a hot friend! IS HE ITALIAN? <3
But is turning 16 that cool? I mean, I can understand that being older means... WOOHOO BITCHES! IMMA OLDER THAN YOU SO I CAN BOSS YOU AROUND THOUGH MY EGO IS SO HUGE IT'S POURING OUTTA MY BUTT! That was random... Seriously though, don't you think it makes this girl drama bigger? Those little things you see in your friend suddenly turns into gaping holes and you can no longer stand them? Maybe it's the hormones playing poker in your poor body. But no! Just because your turned a year old DOES NOT give you the right to push away your friends. Nope, I'm not ranting. Done that way too much with my mouth. Not wasting my words.
So... 16 is quite bitter if you ask me. Damn proteins... making us grow.
Taking away our privilege to meet hot guys who have a chance to be our husband.
Ok, this is random but anyone remember someone telling us she'd push her hands in her and lose her V card and push a pineapple in Ivy's butt if the world is ending? We miss her :(
Love ya all. Keep smiling. Even if you're 16. As that cheesy saying goes, someone out there might fall in love with that smile of yours. ONLY IF HE'S ITALIAN THOUGH! YUM...
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The Ern Chronicles II
RandomLife is too short to be serious all the time. After a long time spending our time, laughing at god-knows-who, we took a break. And now, *drumroll* WE ARE BACK! This book is based on hilarious things that we came up with in class. Anyone who doesn't...
