Date:
xx/xx/xxxx
Emergency:
Extreme Boredom
Mission to Alleviate this Emergency:
CTFOOS
Agents Dispatched:
Agent Fern, codenamed Bandu
Agent Mi Lee, codenamed Sodu
Agent Ivy, codenamed Buri
And myself, Self-Appointed Commander Zern, codenamed Randu
Location to Carry Out the Operation:
Facebook Messenger
Details of the Mission:
Mission being carried out is CTFOOS, which is short for Creep The Fuck Out Of Strangers.
I believe the title of the mission is self-explanatory.
The title may also be abbreviated as CT-FOOS or City Foos.
This mission is carried out by sending weird or creepy messages to random strangers on your Facebook friend list. You must try your level best to creep them out.
However, please kindly refrain from activities such as, but not limited to, sending nudes to your victim.
The purpose of this mission is for us to snap out of this never-ending cycle of boredom to do something new, exciting and daring.
The only orders are to, put simply, "CTFOOS" and enjoy yourself while doing it.
Any additional agents who desire to join this mission are more than free to do so.
All agents are expected to share screenshots of the conversations with me and the rest of the agents.
Any mission is considered accomplished if you enjoy yourself. However, the most successful missions are the ones in which your victim indicates that he has been creeped the fuck out.
A Final Word by Self-Appointed Commander Zern:
SMILE AND HAVE FUN!!!!
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HI AGAIN GUYS. IT'S ZERN. What can I say, I'm bored as shit. There's a hugeass flu going on here and everyone's staying indoors with the exits locked because this stupid flu is airborne. So basically, we're all under some sort of house arrest. It's sad, really. Stay safe guys! You can't laugh at our lame jokes if you get sick, right?
But hey! Atleast the house arrest gives me an excuse to update this baby. *laughcry*
Anyway, up there you can see a very short excerpt of a screenshot. That's me City Foosing someone and it was veri fun. Those who haven't tried it, please do!! It's a great way to pretend that you have a life. :D
AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE AND COMMENT IF YOU LIKED THIS, OKAY?YOUR POSITIVE FEEDBACK STRENGTHENS MY WRITING MOTIVATION. OR WHATEVER. SO IGNORE ANY MISSPELLINGS OR TYPIS. Love y'all ♥
And before I shut up, I wanna drop something my sister and good friend Fern told me. "Keep smiling until you grow old. Then stop. You won't have any teeth."
Adios amigos!
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