A love of characters | Jenna Ortega

Quotes

*sighs* -"it's amateurs like YOU who give kidnapping a bad name"

-"that boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
-"terrible...everyone would know I failed to get the job done"

-"where are your whiskers?" >:(
-"ask again and you'll be down to eight lives"

-"she eats, HUMAN FLESH"
-"quite the contrary. I actually filet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets"

-"ohhh. You must be the psychopath they let in 😁"
-"and you must be the self appointed queen bee. Interesting thing about bees, pull out their stingers and they drop dead"

-"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes...I'll probably do that anyway..."

-"what kind of dystopian hellscape is this"

-"the only person who gets to torture my brother is me"

-"when I look at you, the following emojis come to mind; rope. Shovel. Hole."

-"he lost a testicle 🙄 I did the world a favor"

-"the last person who tickled me lost a finger 😒"

-"...you must think it's weird I'm stalking him"
-"no. I consistently stalk my parents"

-"for the record, I don't believe I'm better than everyone else. Just that I'm better than you"

-"I'd rather dye my hair PINK then ask my mother for advice"

-"if he breaks your heart I'll nail gun his"

-"you know what you need now??" 😃
-"a bullet to the head"

-"if you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself"

-"Wednesday. I come in peace" 😸
-"that's a shame. I brought my pocket mase"
😨
-"the medieval kind"

-"it's a snood silly! I made it in your signature colors, and you wanna know what the BEST part is??"
...
-"I have one too!"
🫤
-"we can wear them together, to class!"
-"u-oh. Enid this is...far too unique to wear to something like class. I suggest we wait for a more special occasion...like a funeral"
-"oh."

-"I don't bury hatchets, I sharpen them"

-"how do you manage to end up at the CENTER of every terrible thing that happens around here!?"
-"incredible luck"

-"you really mean it?"
-"TAKE the win Enid."

-"no, no, no not your snood!"
-"stop."

-"LEAVE THE BEES ALONE!"

-"you giggle when you text. Which is a 24/7 addiction"

-"THING! If you can hear me, If you die... I WILL kill you"

-"you could gas an entire small village with the amount of perfume you spritz. And that's just off the top of my head"

-"will you forget about me?"
-"Enid. The mark you have left on me is indelible, anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed I'll think of you"
-"....thanks..."