Pranks: Joe.

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"Hello my people!!" You waved your hands around on the camera and shouted so the while world could hear. you were a youtuber and loved it! It felt amazing that you could act like a complete idiot on the internet with no hate.
"So this week sense you people got me 100,000 subs! Woooo! As requested I will play a prank on the one and only Joe!" You loved the fact people actually liked to watch you. When you made your first blog you thought nothing was going to happen but somehow you blew up the internet!! You were friends with THE DanIsNotOnFire!
"Now my pretties let's go! That was weird wasn't it I'm sorry..." You look down at your lap and turn off the camera.
*Time skips brought to you by Dans hobbit hair...*
You walk downstairs and turn the camera again.
"Hey guys so for this prank we are gonna steal all Joes stuff like all of it... Nothing will be left... Well, maybe his stuff that's too heavy."
You point the camera to your friend, f/n.
"And helping me today is my beautiful friend, f/n!!" She/he smiles and continues to pick up Joes guitars.
"Well that wasn't very fun now was it?" You laugh and turn off the camera once more.
*Times skip brought to you by Andy Hurleys birthday!!! (May 31)*
looking around one more time while smiling to yourself you turn on the camera.
"So yeah I think that's the last of it now for the last part... F/n you done with the note?"
"Almost! Calm your tits!!" F/n doesn't even look up from the paper.
"Geez sorry... Okay so guys what we did is we took all Joes crap and put it in a moving truck across the street, the neighbors are moving so it looks normal. When Joe comes back from practice with the guys he'll read the note and call and f/n will tell him they kidnapped me and took all of our stuff. And for 100,000 dollars they can have me back." you smile with excitement,
"What is he says no?" This time f/n actually looks up.
"He won't... Maybe..."
*TIME SKIPPS*
The truck is dark.. And cramped... F/n made you put curtains on the windows so Joe couldn't see inside the car when he drove by. You hear a car drive by.. It joes.
"Hey guys he's home! Let's see what happens..." You put the camera in the slit of the curtain. You see Joe walk into the house. And, just, and there...
"Oh! He sees the note!" You and f/n begin the giggle.
Riiiiiiiing rinnnnngggg
F/n's phone starts ringing she looks at you and stops laughing. In a deep voice she picks up the phone.
"Hello..."
"Hey yeah this is Joe.. Where's my stuff?"
"Gone."
"Can I have it back?"
"No.."
"Oh, well, where's my girlfriend?"
"Here with us."
"Can I have her back?"
"For 100,000"
"100,000? Ehhh, I don't know man.. Is there a head boss I can talk to?"
F/n looks at you, confused.
"Uh yeah sure... Speak..." She gives you the phone and you throw it back at her just playing hot potato with it for a couple of seconds.
"Hey yeah 100,000?" You hear joes voice and start to panic..
"Uh huh..." Trying to deepen your voice.
"What about 10,000?"
"What no."
"Ugh! You're making this hard bro..."
"100,000 or no deal.." Kinda feeling hurt now..
"Ugh... um. no deal..." You gasp, no deal? What the hell?! This isn't the Joe you know...
"Hey but I will buy all my stuff back for 100,000!"
You're speechless, did your boyfriend of 4 years just leave you to die?
"Hey buddy a word of advice?" Joes voice doesn't even sound mad.
"Next time you record a YouTube video make sure your boyfriend isn't home yeah?"
HE FUCKING KNEW THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME?!?!?!
You start laughing and relief surges through your body. He still loves you! Thanks god...
"I love ya Y/n!!" Joe hangs up. Leaving you speechless.

Hey Llamas! I'm thinking about doing a Q and A? Cool? No? Okay.. But if u are interested in that message me or comment! Whatever you don't have to.
Cya later my Llamas

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