Eglaf ||| Rainbow Quest Multishot

A Child Not A Blade (Not Really Though)

So this is an au where Sabre was a child soldier and was one his entire life until Rainbow Quest. So as far back as Sabre can remember till he was 19, when he came to this world. He celebrated his 20th birthday with Rainbow, Light, Sunrise (Yellow Steve with a leather chest plate). They spent his birthday on the battlefield, and ate some cake when they got back to the first Rainbow Hub. It's coming up on his 21st birthday. Also Rainbow is alive and well, that will be explained in the story. The story will start just as Sabre is being welcomed into the Rainbow Kingdom. But until then have some incorrect quotes (non canon) for ACNAB.

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Sabre: Can I be frank with you guys?
M: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Time: Can I still be Time?
Light: Shh, let Frank speak.

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M: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Sabre: Not if they consent to it.
Light: Depends who you're stabbing.
Time: YES?!?

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M: *Screams*
Sabre: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Light: Should we do something?
Time: No, I want to see who wins.

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Rainbow: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Sabre: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Light: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Time: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Rainbow: If you touch Sabre's birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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M, banging on the door: Sabre! Open up!
Sabre: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Light: No, they meant-
Time: Let them finish.

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Violet Leader: Have you seen a person named 'Shadow Sabre' around here?
Light: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Sunrise (YSwLC): It looks fine to me?
Light: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Light, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Time, pulling out an Uno card: +4!!
Rainbow, throwing down a card: GO FISH!!!
Sabre, pulling out a Pokémon card: JOLTEON, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!
M, trembling: What are we playing

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M: We need to distract these guys
Sabre: Leave it to me
Sabre: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Light, Time, and Rainbow: *Immediately begin arguing*
Sunrise (YSwLC), watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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M: I CAN'T DO IT!
Sabre, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
M: I CANT FU€K¡NG DO IT ANYMORE
Light: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
M:
M: I appreciate it,
M: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Time: M-
M: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Rainbow: M we gotta-
M: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FU€K¡NG LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
M: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
M, motioning to Void: NOT FU€K¡NG THIS!!!!!