April Fools Rules

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Lincoln: [marks April 1st on his calendar; to the viewers.] "Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Every year my sister Luan creates a prank apocalypse and no one is spared! I present to you Luan Loud's April Fools' Highlight Reel."

[He begins showing a montage of Luan's April Fools' Day pranks on the Loud Family. First, the siblings are looking at their furniture, which is tacked upside down to the ceiling.]

Luan: "I'd say this prank's a little over your head!" [laughs]

[Now they open the door to find the room full of chickens]

Luan: "Seems to be your clucky day!" [laughs]

[Now the kids are looking at their house all wrapped up in wrapping paper.]

Luan: [rips through a window] "I guess that's a wrap!" [laughs]

[Now the siblings are trapped in a humongous gelatin.]

Luan: "Aww, look at the Loud Family gettin' jiggly with it!" [laughs]

[The pets' fur and Walt's feathers got shaved off.]

Luan: [holding a buzz shaver] "I shaved the best for last!" [laughs]

[The video ends]

Lincoln: "See what I mean? Nobody's safe from that evil pranking genius. But this year's gonna be different. Luan is not gonna prank me, because I've got an April Fool-proof plan." [towards his door] "You're not the only one who can make a pun, Luan!"

[opens his door to reveal Lily wearing a watermelon helmet and diaper, Lynn putting on padding, Lola coating herself and Lana in bubble-wrap.]

Lana: "Bubble-wrap me next!"

Lucy: [enters with her head inside a gargoyle head.] "I need more armor."

Lynn: [as Lisa enters in army gear] "Where's my helmet!?"

Lori: [talking on her smartphone] "Bobby, we have to cancel all our plans in April." [Bobby asks why] "Because Luan might shave my eyebrows off again! And it takes a month for them to grow back."

Luna: [following Lisa] "C'mon Lisa! Let us hunker in your bunker!"

Lisa: "You should've been more prepared. We'd known this storm was coming for 364 days."

Luna: [dropping to her knees and begging] "PLEASE! GIVE US SHELTER!"

Lena: How are we supposed to prepare without Luan-Zilla finding out.

[Lincoln walks by whistling when Lola dashes out in front of him.]

Lola: "Arms up, Lincoln! Your turn for bubble-wrap."

Lincoln: [puts his hand in front of Lola.] Not this year, Lola. I'm not getting pranked.

[Loud girls chatter]

Lola: It's never been done!

Lynn: Are you crazy?

Lincoln: Ladies! Ladies! I got a plan! I'm simply gonna lock myself in my room till the day's over. I've got snacks, video games and a hose to pee in, which I call the Tinkle Tube. Patent pending.

Lori, Leni, Luna, Lena, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Lily: Ew!

Lana: Cool!

Lincoln: [points to his window] It goes out the window! The point is, I'll never have to leave my room so Luan will never get me.

[The siblings look frightened as Luan comes upstairs while holding a sausage.]

Luan: Ooh! It's Pranksmas Eve...and I'm just bubbling with excitement. [pops a piece of Lola's bubble wrap and walks away.]

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