After Karkat left I scrambled around the room trying to make myself presentable hoping to avoid the embarrassment that was sure to follow. I rushed downstairs and rushed to make breakfast. Gamzee and Kurloz strolled in as soon as I was finished. I stood with my back to them.
"If either of you mentions anything I will motherfucking cull you in your sleep and that is a motherfucking promise." I hissed.
They didn't have to see me face to see the fire that was burning in my eyes. After I finished my threat I turned around and smiled.
"Now who wants pancakes?" I cheered.
Gamzee and Kurloz exchanged wide eyed glances.
"Scary." Gamzee huffed under his breath.
Is it all up and safe to eat the motherfucking food? Kurloz asked.
"Well I'm eating it and I wouldn't poison myself so..." I responded.
Both boys took their seats and carefully ate tiny bits of the food while eyeing me cautiously.
"Okay while you weirdos all up finish off breakfast I'm gonna go get dressed and go chill with the motherfucking bestie." I called walking up the stairs.
"She's gone hurry up and motherfucking trash it." Gamzee whispered. They scrambled around the kitchen trying to hurry up and trash all the food before I came back. When I was done changing I went down the stairs to see Gamzee and Kurloz sitting at the table nervously.
That was fucking good, sis. Kurloz signed.
"Motherfucking miraculous." Gamzee added.
"I know y'all didn't actually fucking eat the food so if y'all are still hungry there's leftover pizza in the fridge." I yelled walking out the door.
It's time to get fucked up.
