Milkshake •Eddie Munson

Chapter Twenty Two: Boy Time

"I'm surprised he let you back in the diner considering what happened last week with Mason." Neil said while picking up his burger and taking a bite of it. Eddie shrugged his shoulders, "One thing about Clyde is that he loves me. He also loves my weed but keep that hush hush." Eddie put his index finger up to his lips.

Eddie slurped down his chocolate milkshake as he bopped his head to Hold the Line by Toto while Steve, Jonathan and Neil were devouring their burgers. Eddie grabbed one of Steve's fries and dunked it in his milkshake before eating it, "What the hell was that?" Steve asked. Eddie shrugged "Desiree told me it's something she picked up on when she spent some time in Texas, it's not that bad actually." Eddie shrugged. Jonathan smirked and once Eddie got a glimpse of the mischievous smirk on his face, he was preparing himself for the torture they were about to put him through. Steve snickered, "So does Desiree give you your balls back or does she keep them with her at all times?" He teased.

Eddie rolled his eyes and stole another fry, "Speaking of, I have some news." He caught the boys attention. Both Steve and Jonathan look over at him, causing him the get a wee be nervous, "Des and I are may or may not be having sex." He revealed. The mouths of the boys dropped in shock, "Eddie, you and Desiree have been together for well over half a year and you're barely having sex?" Steve questioned. Eddie furrowed his eyebrows, "I wanted her ready and I wanted the taint of Mark out of her before I showed her real love." He told them.

Jonathan smiled and patted Eddie's back, "Hey good for you, man. Desiree is a good girl and I hope you two last. I mean, look at Nance and I, it took us quite some time before doing it for the first time." He encouraged before quickly looking over to Steve, "Sorry, Steve." He apologized. Steve put his hand up, "I'm all good in the Nance department, Beth keeps me well entertained." He admitted. Neil made a disgusted face, "Dude that's my sister!" He whined while pushing his plate away from him. Eddie grabbed Neil's food and stole it from him, "Hey, that's my food!" He tried to grab the plate back but Eddie smacked his hand away.

Neil rolled his eyes, "Whatever, I'll just order another one." He spoke while grumpily waving a waitress down. Lily walked up to the table and her smile dropped once she saw Eddie at the table, "What can I get you?" She asked Neil while not once taking her eyes off of Eddie. Neil ordered his food and Lily glanced at Eddie once more before smiling softly, "You look good Ed." She complimented. Eddie pursed his lips in a forced smile, "Thank you, my girlfriend is trying something new with my look." He told her. Lily's smile faded and she walked off with a an unamused look on her face.

Neil sucked in air, "Harsh, Eddie." He teased. Eddie rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders, "Lily was good but she's no Desiree." He smiled as the flashbacks of their steamy encounters replay in his head. Steve stuffed a fry in his mouth while wiggling his eyebrows, "Don't hold out on us, Munson." Steve said while grabbing his Coke. Eddie shook his head, "I'm not giving you details." He refused. Neil furrowed his eyebrows, "No fair, we tell you all of our horny details!" He whined. Eddie squinted his eyes, "If you wanna know what sex with my girlfriend is like then find out for yourself." Eddie shrugged.

Neil's eyes widened, "Really? You'd willingly let me sleep with Ree?" Neil asked in a confused tone. Eddie shook his head almost instantly, "No, and stop fucking thinking about my girlfriend, I'll shoot you." He warned before throwing his straw wrapper at Neil's forehead. Neil put his hands up in defense, "Can you at least give us something, we share everything with you." Steve sided with Neil.

Eddie shook his head, "What we do is our business." He grumbled while putting a fry in his mouth. Neil rolled his eyes, "Pussy." He fake coughed, resulting in the boys laughing except for Eddie. Eddie sighed and caved, "Fine but if this gets out, I'll murder all three of you because you're the only ones I've told plus I'll kill whoever knows." He warned. The boys put their entire attention onto Eddie as he prepared to speak, "Des does this thing where she-"

"One bacon cheeseburger with no onions or tomatoes and a side of onion rings." Lily set his plate in front of him. She looked at the group of boys, "Do you boys need anything else?" She asked while placing her hand on her hip. Eddie held his glass up, "Can I get another milkshake?" He asked. She forced a smile and grabbed the cup from his hand, "Sure." She softly spoke before turning away and leaving the table.

Jonathan cleared his throat, "Neil why did you ask for no onions but ordered onion rings?" He laughed. Neil furrowed his eyebrows and looked at his plate, "What? I can't eat onions raw, I don't like it raw." He explained. Eddie stifled a laugh, "Some things are better raw, Neil." He teased. Neil rolled his eyes, "I don't even know what that means but you can suck some balls." He replied while taking a bite of his onion ring.

"Wow. Okay, so back to what Munson was saying." Steve put the attention back onto Eddie. Lily came back with Eddie's milkshake and passive aggressively set it down in front of him, "Enjoy your milkshake." She coldly spoke before walking away from the table again. Eddie shrugged off her pettiness and drank his milkshake before looking at the boys, "When it's just us Des likes to wait for me after work and when I walk into the apartment she would be on the couch...but she's naked." He kept it short and didn't give any details he knew Desiree wouldn't want him to tell.

"She's naked?" Dustin's voice boomed in Eddie's ear causing him to hold his ear and wince. Dustin pulled up a chair and looked at Eddie with a confused face, "Wait, who's naked?" He asked while waving down Lily. Steve, in a panic, looked around the table for help but ended up blurring, "Um, Diane Franklin  was naked in that one movie she was in."

Dustin scrunched his nose with a smile, "Shes hot." He gushed over her as Lily approached the table. She grabbed her notepad and a pen but once she saw it was Dustin she put then pen and pad away, "I'm assuming you want the steak fingers with fries and a cup of nacho cheese on the side?" She asked in a monotone. He beamed a smile and nodded, " Yeah, De-"

"Yes, I know, I know, the perfect and amazing Desiree told you to try it and now its all you can eat. Isn't Desiree just great." She spoke unenthusiastically. Dustin furrowed his eyebrows as Lily walked away and looked at the guys, "Whats up her butt?" He asked. Neil snickered, "Not Eddie and I think that's the issue for her." He joked before bursting into laughter. Eddie threw a fry at Neil and shook his head, "Shut up." Eddie spat before taking a sip of his milkshake. "Besdies, I like better women, not bitter women." Eddie shrugged.