S2. Panty Pinata Polarization

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In Ethan's apartment, the guys were seen playing Klingon Boggle. Well four out of the five guys. Ethan was seen on his computer not paying attention to the other four. His girlfriend Chloé on the other hand was watching the boys with bewilderment.

Sheldon:
Time. Alright Klingons, pencils down.

Leonard:
Okay, I have pokh.

All:
Have it. Got it.

Leonard:
Potl.

All:
Yup. Have it. Have it.

Leonard:
Pukhpa.

All:
Have it. Got it. Yup.

Howard:
I have Chorrr.

Raj & Sheldon:
Got it. Yup.

Howard:
Nekhmakh.

Raj & Sheldon:
Yeah. Yeah.

Howard:
And Kreplach.

Ethan:
Hold on a second. Kreplach?

He said not looking away from his computer.

Howard:
Yeah.

Ethan:
That isn’t Klingon, it’s Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.

Howard:
Well, as it turns out, it’s also a Klingon word.

Ethan:
I'll give you a thousand bucks if you can tell us the definition of that word. Bare in mind in know the Klingon language like the back of my hand.

Leonard:
I would love to see this.

Howard:
Kreplach, A hearty Klingon… dumpling.

Chloé:
I'm not a professional geek here, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that was you talking out of your ass.

She said as she grabbed his shoulder.

Ethan:
And you'd be right. So Sheldon would you kindly?

Sheldon:
Bilurrrbe.

He said as he gave a thumbs down. Just then Penny barged into the apartment.

Penny:
Hey, Ethan, I need to use your TV.

Ethan:
Hi Penny. Sure come on in. Of course you can use my 85 inch TV.

Sheldon:
What’s wrong with your TV?

Penny:
I don’t know, it just died, I’m getting a bunch of static.

Chloé:
Did you pay your cable bill?

Penny:
You sound just like the cable company. All right, so, shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off  America’s Next Top Model.

Sheldon:
Excuse me, Penny, but we’re…

Leonard:
No, no, don’t tell her.

Sheldon:
…playing Klingon Boggle.

Leonard:
Aw!

He let out shamefully.

Howard:
What do you mean, aw? You didn't have a problem with Chloé knowing, and it's not like they didn’t know we were nerds?

Sheldon:
All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.

Ethan:
As I recall, Sheldon. My apartment.... correction. It's mine, and Chloé's apartment. And judge's ruling?

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