In the apartment. We Leonard at his desk looking at his computer. Ethan, Howard, Sheldon, and Raj were eating sandwiches. Sheldon then complained about his.
Sheldon:
Well, this sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and swiss on wholewheat.
Raj:
What did they give you?
Sheldon:
Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on wholewheat. It's the right ingredients but in the wrong order. In a proper sandwich the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.
Leonard:
I don't believe it.
He exclaimed as he was still looking at his computer.
Sheldon:
I know, it's basic culinary science.
Leonard:
Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time machine prop from the original film and no-one is bidding on it.
Ethan:
Wow, really?
He gets up to look at the screen.
Howard:
A time machine from the movie The Time Machine?
Leonard:
No, a time machine from Sophie's Choice.
Raj:
Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie. Did you see it, it's rough.
Howard:
Oh, that's cool.
Leonard:
Uh-huh.
Raj:
It's only $800?
Leonard:
Yeah. And that's my bid.
He pointed at his bid.
Sheldon:
You bid $800.
Leonard:
It was a spur of the moment thing, I figured it would go for thousands and I just wanted to be a part of it.
Sheldon:
There's only 30 seconds left in the auction.
Howard:
Do you have $800?
Leonard:
Not to blow on a miniature time machine.
Howard:
Don't worry, the way these things work there's people waiting 'til the last second to bid, and then they swoop in and get it, it's called sniping.
Raj:
Fifteen seconds.
Leonard:
Come on, snipers.
Raj:
Ten, nine, eight...
Leonard:
Where are your snipers?
Raj:
Five.
Leonard:
Snipe.
Raj:
Four.
Leonard:
Snipe.
Raj:
Three.
Leonard:
Snipe!
Raj:
Two.
Leonard:
SNIPE!
He shouts.
Raj:
One.
Leonard:
Aaaa-aw!
He groans.
Raj:
Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a miniature time machine.
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