In the Lobby of the apartment building, Howard, Raj, Sheldon, Ethan, and Leonard enter in combat gear, all covered in blue paint, except for Ethan.
Raj:
Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball.
Howard:
That was absolutely humiliating.
Leonard:
Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Howard:
Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party.
Leonard:
I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews.
Sheldon:
You know, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Leonard:
Sheldon, let it go.
Sheldon:
No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz, and Ethan both shot me in the back.
Howard:
I shot you for good reason, you were leading us into disaster.
Ethan:
And I shot you, because you were being a pain in the ass.
Sheldon:
I was giving clear, concise orders.
Leonard:
You hid behind a tree yelling "get the kid in the yarmulke, get the kid in the yarmulke."
He was mocking him.
Ethan:
Like a little girl, which by the way, I would have preferred to have on my team than you.
Most of them agreed with him as Penny showed up.
Penny:
Oh, hey guys.
Leonard:
Hello Penny.
Howard:
Morning ma'am.
Penny:
So, how was paintball, did you have fun?
Sheldon:
Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. (To Howard, and Ethan) You two clear spaces on your calendars, there will be an enquiry.
Ethan:
If I so much as get an enquiry, you and I are going rounds again.
Sheldon backs away slightly in fear.
Penny:
Okay, um, oh hey, I'm having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by.
Leonard:
A party?
Ethan:
Ooh, that sounds fun.
He said with excitement.
Penny:
Yeah.
Howard:
A boy-girl party?
Penny:
Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it is a party. So, it'll just be a bunch of my friends, we'll have some beer, do a little dancing...
Sheldon:
Dancing?
Leonard:
Yeah, I don't know, Penny...
Sheldon:
The thing is, we're not....
Leonard:
We're really more....
Sheldon:
No.
Leonard:
But thanks, thanks for thinking of us.
Penny:
Are you sure? Come on, it's Halloween.
Ethan:
Ooh even better.
He said.
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Big Bang Theory ver 2 Ethan Harper × Chloé
FanficEthan Harper is a brilliant Physicist/Engineer as well as a car guy. He has a collection of classic cars that would make Jay Leno proud of. What will happen when this guy clashes with a girl from Omaha Nebraska? let's find out.
