In apartment 4A:
Penny:
Okay, it's done. Look, guys, for the future, I don't mind killing the big spiders, but you have to at least try with the little ones.
Sheldon:
Penny, please, we're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
Leonard:
Sheldon, it's not that bad.
Sheldon:
Not bad? It's horrible. I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing, but you never think it'll happen to you.
Leonard:
So they steamed your dumplings, get over it. New topic, please.
Howard:
All right, Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny:
Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard:
So, there is a number.
Ethan:
Now you just gave him hope.
Penny:
Okay, new topic, please. Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out?
Leonard & Ethan:
Shh-shh-shh! / NO NO!
They both exclaimed with desperation.
Sheldon:
What?
Sheldon had a look of shock on his face.
Penny:
The people upstairs are moving out.
She repeated herself.
Leonard:
No!
Ethan:
Why!?
Sheldon:
The horror!
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Ethan:
Why would you just say something like that?
Sheldon:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Penny:
How else was I supposed to say it?
Leonard:
Slowly, like putting a new fish in a tank. You don't just drop it in, you let the bag sit in the bag sit in the water a while.
Sheldon:
The horror!
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Big Bang Theory ver 2 Ethan Harper × Chloé
FanficEthan Harper is a brilliant Physicist/Engineer as well as a car guy. He has a collection of classic cars that would make Jay Leno proud of. What will happen when this guy clashes with a girl from Omaha Nebraska? let's find out.
