We see Howard finishing up on a robot. Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj were seen with him.
Howard:
All right, that's the last servo. Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator. Or...
All:
MONTE.
Howard:
Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw, one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel, steel armour plate exoskeleton top and bottom, and enough horsepower to drive a 110 pounds of mechanized death from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.
Sheldon:
Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Raj:
As with my father, I both love and fear it.
Leonard:
You think we can beat Ethan this year?
Sheldon:
I'm quite confident that we will, and he'll finally admit that we are superior to him.
Howard:
All right, enough chitchat, let's destroy something.
Together (lifting):
One, two, three, go.
They set MONTE down on the floor.
Raj:
Okay. What shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?
Leonard:
Maybe we should start small.
Raj:
Okay. Ooh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out what's inside the Magic Eight Ball.
He said with excitement.
Sheldon:
Did it when I was four. It's an icosahedral dye floating in tinted blue water.
Raj then sighs in frustration.
Raj:
Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that.
Leonard:
How about the toaster oven?
Sheldon:
What did the toaster oven ever do to you?
Leonard takes the oven off the counter.
Leonard:
What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? He still punched me in the face with my own fists. Sorry, you little nerd, you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.
He said as he sets the toaster oven down on the floor.
Howard:
Gentlemen, goggles.
They all put on their goggles.
Sheldon:
Yeah, this is an auspicious moment. Yeah, like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Raj:
How about "Die, toaster, die"?
Leonard:
That'll do it.
Sheldon scoffs at them, but he lets it go. Howard activated the robot and proceeded to rip & tear into the toaster.
Raj:
All right, what's next?
Cut to the stairwell.
Penny was seen on her phone as she was walking up the stairs.
Penny:
No, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight and do laundry.
MONTE bursts through boys door, causing Penny to scream and run down the stairs.
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Big Bang Theory ver 2 Ethan Harper × Chloé
FanfictionEthan Harper is a brilliant Physicist/Engineer as well as a car guy. He has a collection of classic cars that would make Jay Leno proud of. What will happen when this guy clashes with a girl from Omaha Nebraska? let's find out.
