Peanut Reaction

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In the Cheesecake Factory. Raj and Sheldon are arm wrestling while playing tetris. There is a cacophony of cries such as "take him down" and "he's got you, Sheldon." from Leonard, and Howard. Ethan was at another table.

Penny:
Hey, guys, guys, some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.

Leonard:
Oh, it's called trestling.

Howard:
It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling with the mental agility of tetris into the ultimate sport.

Penny:
Yeah, that's terrific, but what they wanted me to ask you was to cut it the hell out.

She then talked to her fellow waitresses who appeared with a little cake and they sang "happy birthday" to a young boy.

Sheldon:
We might as well stop, it's a stalemate. You're beating me in tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler Elf.

Raj:
Keebler Elf? I've got your Keebler Elf right here.

He strains to push Sheldon's arm down. Tries using both hands, still with no effect.

Raj:
Okay, it's a stalemate.

Ethan:
Raj, take the victory in knowing that you were beating him in Tetris.

He said with his eyes glued to his computer screen. Suddenly arms wrapped around him.

Chloé:
All work and no play, makes Ethan a dull boy.

She said to him. To which he turns to her and she kisses him. Howard just stared at him.

Howard:
How did he do it?

Leonard:
Come on guys, he's our friend. Can't we just be happy for him?

Howard:
Yeah, you're right. They've been smitten with one another for awhile now so I doubt any of us stood a chance.

Sheldon:
I do have to say, that I find it strange that Chloé has decided to take him as her partner.

Leonard:
Why do you say that?

He questioned.

Sheldon:
Well, look at his accomplishments, it goes to show that he should find a partner more capable of understanding of what he does, and yet he settles on a Cheesecake Factory waitresse.

Chloé just stared at him.

Ethan:
For your information Sheldon, I'm not "settling", Chloé and I happen to like a lot of the same things. She I really connect on a level that you will never understand.

Chloé:
Thank you, Ethan.

Just then Penny approached their table.

Penny:
So Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?

Sheldon:
He can't eat cheesecake, he's lactose intolerant.

Chloé:
Okay, he can have carrot cake, Shelly.

Sheldon:
What about the cream cheese frosting.

Penny:
he can scrape it off.

She said getting annoyed.

Leonard:
Forget about the cake, how did you know that my birthday is Saturday?

Penny:
I did your horoscope, remember, I was going to do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.

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