Big Bang Theory ver 2 Ethan Harper × Chloé

S2 Classified Materials Turbulence

We see the five friends in the Comic book store sorting through for some more comic books to buy. In the background Stuart was seen opening a new box of Comic books.

Sheldon:
Smell that? That's the smell of new comic books. Oh, yes!

Howard:
They're on me today, boys.

He said with a smile.

Ethan:
Holy crap! Howard is paying?!

He exclaimed looking shocked.

Raj:
Have you been selling your sperm again?

Howard:
No, I'm celebrating. As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.

Raj:
Oh, get over yourself, it's a high-tech toilet.

Leonard:
Just think. Thanks to your hard work, an international crew of astronauts will boldly go where no man has gone before.

Howard:
Is that supposed to be funny?

Sheldon:
I believe it is. The combination of the Star Trek reference and the play on words involving the double-meaning of the verb to go suggests that Leonard is humorously mocking your efforts in space plumbing.

Howard:
Okay, make your little jokes, but of the five of us, I'm the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology.

Ethan:
Excuse me?!

He exclaimed with a deadly glare.

Howard:
Sorry! You and I are making real-world contributions to science and technology.

Ethan:
Unlike you, blabber-mouth talking about your space Thunderbox, I've made some contributions to NASA myself, as well for the military that I can't talk about. Also I've made some strides with Cold Fusion. I just need to test my theory.

Sheldon:
Ooh, I would-----

Ethan:
(Static noise) Attention Sheldon Cooper, this is Dr. Ethan Harper, telling you to stroke it pal.

Sheldon looked offended by his remark.

Howard:
Okay, I get it, I'm sorry. I'm just excited for my achievement.

Raj:
He's right. This is an important achievement, for two reasons. Number one, and, of course, number two.

Sheldon:
Oh, clever! Playing on the use of cardinal numbers as euphemisms for bodily functions.

He let's out his laugh.

Just then Stuart approached the group with three comic books.

Stuart:
Here, Sheldon. Hey Ethan I pulled the new Hellboy for you two. It's mind-blowing. And Here's the new Dark Tower: Fall of Gilead. I hear it's really good.

Ethan:
Awesome, thanks Stuart.

Sheldon then interrupted.

Sheldon:
Excuse me, spoiler alert.

Stuart:
I didn't spoil anything.

Sheldon:
You told me it's mind-blowing, so, my mind is going into it pre-blown. And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.

Stuart:
I'm sorry.

Sheldon:
Said the Grinch to Christmas.

Ethan:
And he wonders why nobody likes him, oh look more comics to peruse.