Big Bang Theory ver 2 Ethan Harper × Chloé

S2 Terminator Decoupling

In the Apartment

We see Howard, and Ethan taking apart the DVR. Chloé was just watching this.

Howard:
Okay, Raj, hand me the number six torque screwdriver.

Sheldon then stops them.

Sheldon:
Stop. We can't do this, it's not right.

Leonard:
Sheldon, you have two choices. Either you let them put a bigger hard drive in the TiVo, or you delete stuff before we go out of town.

Sheldon:
But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty. The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer. He offers to stand by his equipment, and we in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware. This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.

Ethan:
Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive. We'll just erase the first season of Battlestar.

He said looking smugly.

Sheldon (ripping off sticker):
There. We're outlaws.

Penny is then seen entering with a pink suitcase.

Penny:
Here you go, Leonard. Is this going to be big enough?

Leonard:
It's perfect.

Howard:
For taking daffodils to your unicorn.

Leonard:
It's just for my notebooks. Thanks, Penny.

Penny:
Oh, I love San Francisco. I wish I was going with you.

Sheldon:
I understand your envy. This is a can't-miss symposium. There are going to be discussions on bioorganic cellular computer devices, the advancements in multi-threaded task completion, plus a roundtable on the nonequilibrium Green's function approach to the photoionization process in atoms.

Penny:
When I go, I usually just get hammered and ride the cable cars.

Chloé:
Good times.

She said with a smile.

Penny:
Remember what happened last time?

She said laughing.

Chloé:
We were so bombed last time. I hardly remember it.

Leonard:
This conference is kind of a big thing. The keynote address is being delivered by George Smoot.

Penny:
Oh, my God, the George Smoot?

Leonard:
You've heard of him?

Ethan:
She's being sarcastic, she's never heard of him.

Leonard:
Oh.

Sheldon:
George Smoot is a Nobel Prize-winning physicist, one of the great minds of our time. His work in black body form and anisotropy of the cosmic microwave background radiation cemented our understanding of the origin of the universe.

Penny:
It's kind of a funny name, though, Smoot.

Sheldon:
It's like talking a chimp.

Chloé:
Watch it you tall lanky son of a bitch! That's my sister you just insulted!

Sheldon had a slight look of fear in his eyes.

Penny:
Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.

Leonard:
Yeah, I wish.